My Jujutsu Kaisen Headcanons and Short Porns

Proposal Shenanigans

GoYuu fluff. Kinda lmao

Gojo Satoru/Itadori Yuuji

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Modern AU in which college Yuuji is dating billionaire Satoru, who's still older than him. It soon came for Yuuji to introduce his boyfriend to his family and Satoru is terrified.

Sukuna, Yuuji's behemoth of a father, has an oppressive aura around him as he glares down at Satoru with narrowed, piercing red eyes that dig into Satoru's very soul. The man has his legs and arms crossed, making his muscles to bulge against his long sleeved shirt.

Then there's Yuuji's step father, Suguru. Dear lord in heaven, his smile puts Satoru on edge more than Sukuna's glaring. That smile, with his eyes closed no less, promised pain and suffering. And it's aimed at him.

Then there's Yuuji's older brothers. Chouso's staring at Satoru with narrowed eyes and a calm expression. Mahito has an insane look on his face and he aims a shark like grin at Satoru, making the white haired man to chuckle nervously.

"So..." Sukuna begins. "You're the bastard who deflowered my brat?"

"Papa!" Yuuji exclaims, giving Sukuna a stern look.

"Umm... Nice to meet you sirs!" Satoru gives a harsh bow, accidentally slamming his forehead on the wooden floor hard. "Ouch!"

Yuuji coos at him, rubbing at his forehead. The glasses wearing man smiles warmly at Yuuji, happy at his doting.

Of course this action has Yuuji's family's aura going deadly. Well, deadlier.

Once Yuuji is finally satisfied that his baby is okay, he looks at his family, Satoru's hand in his.

"Papa... Tou san, there's something we have to announce." He looks at Satoru who squeezes his hand. With a deep breathe, Yuuji says, "Satoru and I are getting married."

The silence that ensures is so great that one could hear a grain of sand landing from afar. In fact, one would think that the earth has stopped rotating.

"Ha?" Mahito whispers out, his eyes wide with shock.

Chouso looks so torn between looking so heart broken and murderous.

Sukuna and Suguru look so calm that it's downright ominous. Suguru's smile is thin and his closed eyes are slightly opened, staring at the white haired man through half lids.

Satoru takes in a deep breathe and slowly bows his head on the floor, plastering his hands on the floor as well.

"Please, give me Yuuji's hand in marriage. I might not be the best and perfect in everything, but I'm in love with your son and I want him to be mine, just like I am his. Please give me the privilege to be happy with him, Tou-san, Tou-sama."

Satoru slowly raises his head and the looks on Yuuji's family's faces has him shivering in dread. He couldn't help but gulp, taking Yuuji's hand into his.

"Suguru." Sukuna simply says.

"Hai, hai~" The long haired man slowly stands up, his hands still inside his kimono sleeves. "I'll go get the swords~" He says cheerfully, his smile bright.

"S-swords?!" Satoru shrills out, jumping to his feet, Yuuji following his lead. He hides behind Yuuji, which is funny seeing as his pink haired lover is shorter than him.

"Tou-sama! Papa!" Yuuji exclaims, standing akimbo. "You're NOT killing my husband to be."

Sukuna snorts. "Who said anything about killing him?"

"We're gonna MASSACRE him~" Mahito adds in a sing song voice, his expression deranged.

Satoru couldn't help but do the sign of the cross internally, praying for his soul.