Jade's POV
Tori and I are on a fake date at a sushi bar for an acting project.
"You know-" she starts and i groan. "There is no good reason why you and I can't sit here and have a conversation."
"I got a good reason." I say.
"Which is?" Tori asks.
"I don't like you!" I say turning to face her.
We eat our sushi in silence.
"Why?" She asks after a while.
"Why what?" I ask.
"Why don't you like me?" She asks.
"The list is endless, Miss Sweet Sally Peaches." I smirk.
"You know, I have every reason not to like you, but I still consider you my friend." Tori says.
"Well hallelujah!" I say sarcastically.
"Give me three reasons you don't like me." Tori says putting her chopsticks down.
"Okay. You're stupid, you have a stupid monster purse and that new sweater you wore last Tuesday was stupid." I say.
"Not one of those is a valid reason. And I'm not stupid!" She says offended.
I shrug.
"Okay, let's try it a different way." Tori says. "You say something nice about me, and then I'll say something nice about you."
"Fine." I huff.
"You go first." She says.
"Umm, let's see. Your singing isn't...awful." I try.
"Thanks so much." She smiles.
"Now let's hear you say something nice about me." I say.
"Alright. I admire how you're never afraid to say what you think." Tori says.
"That's stupid." I say.
"See?" She smiles proudly. "Your turn again."
"I guess, some people might say, that..from certain angles...you're pretty." I say slowly, not looking at her.
She doesn't say anything.
"You gotta say I'm pretty." I say.
"You are pretty." She says, offering a smile.
We look at each other. It's silent. We go back to eating our noodles.
Two guys start flirting with us.
"Vega, I've got an idea." I whisper to Tori.
"Better be a good one, West." She whispers back.
"They wanna hear little songy-song action." I say tilting my head.
"Okay, we'll sing you a song." Tori says smiling.
We get up on stage and each grab a microphone. The track starts playing. Tori sings first.
(Tori=🎤 Jade=✂️ Neither=Both)
< 🎤Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like
I can always see 'em coming, from the left or from the right🎤
✂️I don't want to be a priss, I'm just try'na be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the✂️
🎤Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot🎤
✂️You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not✂️
🎤You had me at "hello", then you opened up your mouth🎤
And that is when it started going south
Oh!
Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips
✂️Stop your staring at my hey!✂️
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink, let
me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint
🎤I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top🎤
✂️You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was "stop"✂️
🎤And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped🎤
You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht
Oh!
Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips
✂️Stop your staring at my hey!✂️
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint
What about "no" don't you get?
So go and tell your friends
I'm not really interested
🎤It's about time that you're leavin'🎤
✂️I'm gonna count to three and✂️
Open my eyes and
You'll be gone
✂️One✂️
🎤Get your hands off my🎤
✂️Two✂️
🎤Or I'll punch you in the🎤
✂️Three✂️
🎤Stop your staring at my hey!🎤
Take a hint, take a hint
I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
Take a hint, take a hint
Woah!
Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips
✂️Stop your staring at my hey!✂️
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint >
We finish the song and everyone claps and cheers. We bow and then leave the bar.
"So that was fun." Tori says as we sit on the sidewalk in the parking lot.
"Yeah, a real party." I roll my eyes. "When's your stupid sister gonna get here?" I ask.
"Soon. And she's not stupid!" Tori says and I raise my eyebrow. "Okay, so she's not the smartest." She admits and I smirk.
"Do you think Sikowitz will mind that we left before midnight?" I ask.
"No. At least not after we show him the video of our little performance." Tori smiles.
"We better get good grades for this semester." I say shaking my head.
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