𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 ━━━ 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦

07. chapter seven

' HONEY . . . '
──a one piece fanfiction
created / edited
08.19.23

authors note ;
ooo. this chapter was kinda rushed, sorry

  ooo. as the nostalgic memory of my friends played as i slept- i felt myself getting dragged awake; and my eyes crack open- only for my eyes to widen as i find myself being dragged by my captain from my hair; "LUFFY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! ACK!! YOUR DRAGGING ME BY MY HAIR!!" I shout with shark teeth, some spare tears at the corner of my eyes from the pulling of my hair, and a irk mark show up; luffy just ignores my shout- yet he just continues to run as he drags sanji by his leg and usopp by his long nose as well.

  "Come on! Lets go!" Luffy says as he breaks through the wall; unfortunately sanji and me were being dragged on the concerete, while Usopp wasnt being dragged on the ground, yet im sure he's in pain as he's saying ouch over and over again. "What the hell luffy?! Hey! Let go, god damnit!!" Sanji shouts, "My nose is coming off!!" Usopp shouts as well; "YOUR GOING TO PULL MY HAIR OUT YOU BASTARD!!" I shout at luffy as another irk mark forms.

  Then i wince as a headache forms from the yelling as well as the sickness from having too many drinks, 'maybe i should have listened to zoro and not drank so many drinks- it wasn't like on bird island- AND MY BACK!!' I scream internally and externally.

ooo. finally luffy stops running; though he's still holding me by my hair, sanji by the leg, and usopp by the nose; And since I can't really look behind me i don't know where we could be, but i can have a feeling at we were back at our ship, "Hey! I got them!!" Luffy shouts to someone, "Get on then! We're ready to get the hell out of here!!" I hear zoro shout back, then- some head killing headache starts to come back and i can start to feel myself get the symptoms of a hangover- i immediately cover my mouth with my hand as i try not to throw up.

  As i close my eyes as even the night light is making my head pound like drills, 'Yeah... 35 drinks were a bit too much especially now that im apart of luffy's crew now and i'm going to be on a ship for most of my time...' then once again i pass out, probably from the hangover- but i feel someone dragging me once more and i guess its luffy. 'When i wake up... lord give me the strength to not stab luffy...' then its lights out for me... but before i do- i hear usopp and sanji yell; and already having a horrible headache- so i hit usopp and sanji, "shut... the hell... up... or... i will kill you... myself..." i say before passing out.