I got board. And I'll be taking apart this rap, minus Mumbo's part and the chorus. Also no hate on the rap, I just love to take apart lyrics, WITH LOGIC!
Lyrics
Ninja's commentary
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Listen Grian. Nobody touches my bush. You're done
Well this is gonna be fun.
It all started when Grian touched my redstone
Actually, Mumbo lost a tridate, Grian gave him one, then with Iskall covered Mumbo in obsidian, Mumbo left obsidian in both their bases but in Iskall's, he left a ton of diorite, which Iskall used to prank False leaving a sign, which Cleo changed from Iskall to Ren, False got Grian to help her prank Ren back(only to learn he didn't do it), Ren, Impulse, and Doc prank Cleo in act of revenge on the sign change, someone(Iskall) changed the sign and led Grian to the prank which killed him, Grian and Tango(as Mumbo and False) robbed the stock exchange while Cleo, Joe, and Jevin pranked Impulse, then Doc, X, and Wels stole Sally and pranked Tek to the Skys, which led to the teams being finalized. And Grian never touched Doc's redstone.
He played himself like a xylophone set on automatic
Nope, Grian didn't start using note blocks till later in the season.
Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skills and crazy vocal acrobatics
Well, I can understand this, but no this is not crazy vocal acrobatics, this is rap. A rhythm based talking at a fast pace.
I'm a legend of the NHO, with Etho, Beef and Double O
NHO is rebranded at this point, and was shut down by YouTube monetization.
DocMC is coming for you sevenfold
Last I check the times that Doc went on the attack twice, he got killed both times.
Got Rendog and other firemen, to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan
Well no one put the flames out after any of the battles.
Iskall can try again
Iskall killed Doc.
Yo
Hi
You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time
Well, Wels hid during the final fight, so no I KNOW he's hiding and biding time.
Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes
Can't argue with that.
We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you
Team Star got crushed.
Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through
Well, yes they see it through.
I'm the knight, the soldier who brings the fight at first light
They fought at midday.
Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict
Well, yes this was the case.
You're guilty of getting murdered with words
This is not as bad as murder.
Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds
Says the team that lost.
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The Starverse Hermits
FanfictionThis book will be full of one shots, short stories, and randomness involving the hermits. I've got many ideas and I will take requests!
