{completed} one-shots 》haikyuu!! x reader

Aoba Johsai Team ~ Texting

This has been so long-awaited I am so sorry.

Requested by @ literally everyone.

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2:44am: <alienmilkbread had logged into the chat>

2:44am: alienmilkbread: anyone awake? 
2:44am: alienmilkbread: i'm sleepy...zzz
2:44am: alienmilkbread: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2:45am: <youwishyouhadthesearms has logged into the chat>

2:45am: youwishyouhadthesearms: then go to sleep

2:46am: alienmilkbread: iwa-chaaaaan!!!

2:46am: youwishyouhadthesearms: shut up, shittykawa, you're too happy for almost three in the morning

2:47am: alienmilkbread: but i can't sleeeep! >_<

2:47am: youwishyouhadthesearms: you want me to come to yours?

2:47am: alienmilkbread: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
2:48am: alienmilkbread: oooh, iwa-chan's gonna come to my house

2:48am: youwishyouhadthesearms: shut up, shitty oikawa. i'm only coming because we have a match later today and the coach will beat you up far worse than i ever could

2:49am: alienmilkbread: i'm not wearing a shirt ;)

2:49am: youwishyouhadthesearms: ...
2:49am: youwishyouhadthesearms: i'll be right over.

2:49am: <youwishyouhadthesearms has left the chat>

2:50am: alienmilkbread: heh, iwa-chan's so dirty

2:50am: <(username has logged into the chat)>

2:51am: (username): omg wtf

2:51am: alienmilkbread: hai, Y/N-chan!!!!

2:51am: (username): hello tooru

2:51am: alienmilkbread: iwa-chan's coming to mine, how exciting!! :D

2:52am: (username): ...yeah...
2:52am: (username): are you really not wearing a shirt?
2:53am: (username): tooru?

2:53am: alienmilkbread: i am now ;)

2:53am: (username): you're thirsty af

2:54am: alienmilkbread: i'm not thirsty, i'm just very gay

2:54am: (username): whatever you say
2:54am: (username): just make sure you don't stay up all night fucking, you do have a match later y'know

2:55am: alienmilkbread: stop worrying, Y/N-chan, i'm a big boy!

2:55am: (username): T_T

2:56am: <eyebrowsonfleek has logged into the chat>

2:56am: eyebrowsonfleek: oikawa you pervert, don't make the poor girl cry

2:57am: (username): hey mattsun T_T

2:57am: eyebrowsonfleek: hi Y/N

2:57am: alienmilkbread: mattsun you're so mean! T_T

2:58am: eyebrowsonfleek: lol, why are you crying?

2:58am: alienmilkbread: at least iwa-chan's coming over to mine so there! xP

2:58am: eyebrowsonfleek: what
2:59am: eyebrowsonfleek: why should i care i literally have makki right next to me

2:59am: (username): lol, i bet makki gives better sex than hajime

3:00am: eyebrowsonfleek: lol, the best

3:00am: alienmilkbread: what?! you don't know that! >_<

3:00am: (username): lol, tooru, chill

3:00am: alienmilkbread: ha, iwa-chan's here right now! later losers! xPPP

3:01am: <alienmilkbread has left the chat>

3:01am: eyebrowsonfleek: jeez, what is wrong with that boy?

3:01am: (username): who knows?

3:02am: eyebrowsonfleek: so how are you Y/N? it's been ages since we've actually spoken to eachother ^-^

3:02am: (username): mattsun, i'm the manager of the boy's volleyball team. we see eachother everyday.

3:03am: eyebrowsonfleek: i know that! but we never talk anymore! we used to be so close in junior high! T_T

3:03am: (username): don't worry, i still see you as my gay big brother

3:03am: eyebrowsonfleek: :D

3:04am: (username): ^^ so how's makki?

3:04am: eyebrowsonfleek: he's okkkkk, but i think he's about to wake up :')

3:04am: (username): omg wake him! we can all text eachother like we did in junior high!

3:04am: ehhh...he'll kill me...;_;

3:05am: (username): tell him it was my idea ;)

3:05am: eyebrowsonfleek: -_- fine

3:05am: (username): yaaaay!!

3:06am: eyebrowsonfleek: y'know, i have the feeling that you like makki more than you like me D:

3:06am: (username): nonsense! i love you both! ^-^

3:06am: eyebrowsonfleek: :')
3:06am: eyebrowsonfleek: that makes me feel a bit better
3:07am: eyebrowsonfleek: Y/N, if i die waking up makki, make sure you remember me...T_T

3:07am: (username): stop crying and get on with it

3:08am: eyebrowsonfleek: D'x

3:10am: <makkironicheese has logged into the chat>

3:10am: makkironicheese: yeah yeah, i'm up

3:10am: (username): hiya makki!

3:11am: makkironicheese: jesus, it's three in the morning, why do you need me here?

3:11am: (username): oh, yeah, great to see you too Y/N -_-

3:12am: makkironicheese: sorry Y/N, hello! ^-^

3:12am: (username): mattsun, you alive?

3:12am: makkironicheese: lmao, he's on the other side of the room

3:13am: eyebrowsonfleek: he might kill me! D:

3:13am: makkironicheese: lolololololol

3:13am: (username): ...

3:14am: makkironicheese: mattsun why are you wearing my boxers?

3:14am: (username): what

3:14am: eyebrowsonfleek: they're comfortable

3:15am: makkironicheese: ??

3:15am: eyebrowsonfleek: it's normal for couples to wear each other's clothes

3:15am: makkironicheese: yeah but why my boxers???

3:16am: <alienmilkbread has logged into the chat>

3:16am: <youwishyouhadthesearms has logged into the chat>

3:16am: (username): oh look, mr thirsty af is here

3:17am: alienmilkbread: she's talking about you iwa-chan

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This sucked so bad I'm sorry, but I thought I would make this in time for the 100th chapter and here it is!