{completed} one-shots 》haikyuu!! x reader

Nekoma Team ~ Texting

*Lowkey thought I was finished with this book but then remembered all of the other teams I haven't done a texting one-shot for yet*

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5:55pm: <kozumeme has logged into the chat>

5:55pm: <churromemelord has logged into the chat>

5:56pm: kozumeme: kuroo, why'd you change your username?

5:56pm: churromemelord: because why not?

5:57pm: kozumeme: but you're not a meme lord, you're more of a thigh lord

5:57pm: churromemelord: good point

5:57pm: <churromemelord has left the chat>

5:58pm: kozumeme: oh god

5:58pm: <(username) has logged into the chat>

5:59pm: (username): kenma, hi! ^^

5:59pm: kozumeme: hey, y/n-chan :)

5:59pm: (username): i'm surprised you're online; you're normally playing games at this hour, right?

6:00pm: kozumeme: yeah, but i haven't been online in a while so i thought i would come on just to see what's been going on.

6:00pm: <sexymohawk has logged into the chat>

6:01pm: sexymohawk: oMG KENMA'S ONLINE!!!!!!!

6:01pm: kozumeme: hello yamamoto

6:01pm: sexymohawk: i should get everyone else online, it'll be like a family reunion!

6:02pm: kozumeme: yamamoto, we see eachother everyday, you really don't need to do that

6:02pm: <sexymohawk has left the chatroom>

6:03pm: kozumeme: >_<

6:03pm: (username): cheer up, kenma! :D

6:03pm: kozumeme: :)

6:04pm: <thighgodchurro has logged into the chat>
6:04pm: <li-bae-ro has logged into the chat>
6:04pm: <longlimbs has logged into the chat>
6:04pm: <sexymohawk has logged into the chat>
6:04pm: <inuokasoso has logged into the chat>

6:05pm: longlimbs: KENMA-SAAAAAAN!

6:05pm: kozumeme: hello lev

6:05pm: thighgodchurro: i can practically hear kenma's sigh through this chatroom

6:06pm: kozumeme: kuroo, you're sitting on the couch next to me, shut up

6:06pm: thighgodchurro: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) 

6:06pm: inuokasoso: kenma-saaan, hello!

6:07pm: kozumeme: hey inuoka :)

6:07pm: longlimbs: hey, kenma didn't smile at me! ;_;

6:07pm: li-bae-ro: probably because you're the one person of whom he doesn't miss

6:07pm: inuokasoso: that's a bit mean, yaku-senpai :(

6:08pm: longlimbs: yeah! inuoka has my bcak!

6:08pm: li-bae-ro: *back

6:09pm: (username): i have a feeling this chatroom is just going to be yaku correcting lev's spelling mistakes

6:09pm: sexymohawk: probably

6:10pm: longlimbs: kenma-san, the chatroom has been so lonely without youuuuu!!!

6:10pm: thighgodchurro: no it hasn't
6:10pm: thighgodchurro: ow! kenma just punched me! :'(

6:11pm: li-bae-ro: it hasn't necessarily been lonely, we just miss your witty one-liners :)

6:11pm: kozumeme: -_-
6:11pm: kozumeme: gee, thanks yaku
6:12pm: kozumeme: we see eachother everyday, idk why you have to mention my one-liners in the chatroom when i make enough of them irl

6:12pm: sexymohawk: c'mon, kenma, don't be like that! we love youuuuu!

6:13pm: kozumeme: ...
6:13pm: kozumeme: ok, what do you want from me?

6:14pm: thighgodchurro: a confession ;)

6:14pm: kozumeme: O_O
6:14pm: kozumeme: kuroo no

6:15pm: longlimbs: ohh yeeeaaaahhhhh!! i nearly forgot about that!

6:15pm: kozumeme: guys, shut up! yaku, help me here!

6:15pm: (username): what is going on here?

6:16pm: longlimbs: oh, so you haven't told her yet ;)

6:16pm: (username): told me what?

6:16pm: kozumeme: lev, i'm begging you please shut up

6:17pm: thighgodchurro: about his crush on hgj;kljhfgfd;s

6:17pm: inuokasoso: ???

6:17pm: thighgodchurro: gfjhgkfdhgfh
6:17pm: thighgodchurro: ppgfdghdfsgs;;fdgsFGDGdfg

6:18pm: kozumeme: seriously where the fuCK IS YAKu

6:18pm: li-bae-ro: i think kenma is trying to get kuroo's phone off of him

6:18pm: <thighgodchurro has left the chatroom>

6:18pm: (username): well, that solves that problem

6:19pm: kozumeme: y/n, don't listen to kuroo, he likes to piss me off

6:19pm: longlimbs: kenma-san, i think that's just an excuse to escape your crush on y/n-chan!

6:19pm: <kozumeme has left the chatroom>

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This actually made me chuckle when I proof-read this ngl.