365 {cake/discontinued}

35 {your top 3 groceries}

wow okay so I'm like really stressed bUT I GOTS TO WRITE YA FEEL also hey smut update in a few maybe bc I still gotta double update
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Grocery lists without you are so much shorter.

We just eat a lot, okay? But you work out more than I, which is why you're so much fitter.

ANYWAYS. So, groceries...

"Hey, Cal?"

"How art thou, my fair Lucas?" You mock, entering the kitchen.

"Fine, but just wondering, what do you need from the grocery store?"

"Well, I have three top groceries that are absolutely necessary for my survival, dear Lucas. Number 1 is Pizza Rolls, because duh. Also, get the pepperoni ones. Never cheese, ew."

I add it to the list, no matter how disgusting I think Pizza Rolls are. (LUKE IS A LIAR PIZZA ROLLS ARE FUCKING GREAT)

"Number 2, soda. This week I'm really feeling Pepsi?? I dunno." (okay okay so ik that everyone's like coke>pepsi!!! but like pepsi is better for mE so gtfo if you gon hate okay)

"Is it wrong that I never liked Coke? Like it tastes like mud to me."

"I wouldn't say it's wrong, just preferences. Embrace your hatred of Coke!"

I chuckle. "Okay, grocery number 3?"

"Ah yes, to complete 'Calum's top 3 must have groceries', I need Oreos. And milk, but you're already getting that so..."

"Got it. Why do you pick those three things?"

You shrug. "Been eatin' this ish since forever, and I always crave it. Never gets old."

"Huh. Odd. Oh hey, you should add condoms. Make it your number 4."

"That's not a grocery."

"If you wanna fuck this ass, you're adding condoms to the list."

"Fair game, Hemmings," You smirk. "Fair game."

"Eh, I'd probably get the condoms anyways. Love gettin' fucked too much."

Sometimes I accidentally pick up Pizza Rolls out of habit, even though you're the only one who'll eat them.

Old habits die hard, I guess.

But maybe I'm half-hoping you'll come home searching for those Pizza Rolls in the back of the freezer. Maybe.
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nvm I'm not double updating I'm tired lmao I'll update 2x tomorrow