365 {cake/discontinued}

132 {malum is dead}

YALL I'M OBSESSED WITH HAMILTON SOMEONE PLS HAVE TEN HOUR LONG CONVERSATIONS WITH ME ABOUT IT BC I AM ADDICTED AND IN LOVE

also VIEWS. VIEWS. I'll give my review at the bottom okaaokaay

and I think Destiny gave me the idea for this but IDK LET'S ROLL
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Something that's been really pissing me off lately is the fact that people have the audacity to say that cake is dead.

Like obviously we know it isn't and it is very much alive, but whenever tour is going on and you and Michael have even the slightest interaction...

Malum is suddenly everyone's favorite thing, and I maybe get a little jealous. MAYBE. A LITTLE. KEYWORDS.

I scroll through twitter, trying to find cute photos of you to satisfy my constant Calum thirst.

And there are some FANTASTIC sweaty shots of you that I immediately save to my camera roll for...later use.

Then a photo set of you and Michael from tonight comes up, and I honestly don't think anything of it.

But I look through the replies. Rookie mistake.

'MALUM RISE,' 'Malum is A L I V E,' and 'hA CAKE IS DEAD AGAIN' all pop out at me.

And ouch, that last one kind of stings.

Of course, it's not my fault or your fault. We're very far apart at the moment, it's not like I can just go on over and prove these people wrong. That's irrational and will never happen.

But it still hurts when people think our relationship is 'dead.' It's like if two people just need some alone time, does that mean they're relationship is automatically dead too?

Whatever. It's nothing.

Until Malum gifs are everywhere. You guys hugging, laughing, simple glances. Jesus Christ, the Internet never stops.

And I know it's nothing because I know Michael and he's cake trash, but I get mildly jealous anyways.

So maybe it's just the built up anger towards the 5sos fam or the jealousy, but either way, it pushes me to tweet:

'cake is alive and well, don't worry.'

And as the replies and notifications come flooding in, I grin.

Then I get a text from you.

Cal: Luke, what the fuck is this about?

Lukey: Nothing...

Cal: Luke, I know you're lying. TELL ME WTF

Lukey: Fine, but you're gonna laugh at me :-(

Cal: Shut up and tell me nerd

Lukey: Fine...I got mad that everyone was saying cake is dead and malum is alive, so I did it

Lukey: Happy now?

Cal: so are you jealous of me and mikey??

Lukey: SHUT UP I AM NOT JEALOUS

Cal: uh huh, okay sure whatever helps you sleep at night hemmings

Lukey: FUCK YOU

Cal: Michael's already on it

Lukey: don't you test me boy, I will fuckin break up with you

Cal: I'm just KIDDING I love you so much babe

Lukey: right, you better

Cal: I'll prove it

'@Calum5SOS: #cake4ever'

The notification puts a huge smile on my face.

Lukey: I love you, you're the absolute cutest xx

Cal: That's you xx talk to you tomorrow, baby, love you

Lukey: have a good rest!

This morning I woke up to another text about the whole ordeal.

Michael: so what's this I hear about you being jealous of me

And you are DEFINITELY getting fought when you come back home, Calum Hood.
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aw I love cake also why don't these tweets exist :-(

ANYWAYS I've listened to Views a couple times and I still don't have a solid opinion about it bc I haven't listened enough so I'm just going to tell you songs I like

CHILDS PLAY, TOO GOOD, FIRE AND DESIRE, REDEMPTION, KEEP THE FAMILY CLOSE, WESTON ROAD FLOWS ARE FUCKIN AGSISHDUS

okay that's it bye enjoy these updates even if they shit