My Hero Academia: Shōta Aizawa x Akemi Yuriemoto (Aizawa)

Chapter 160: Someone get Hizashi Yamada some coffee!

Saturday morning, while Shota and Akemi were at the Aquarium, back in Class 1-A's Dormitory...

Hizashi stared tiredly at the infant girl sitting across the class 1-A's dormitory living room. Emiko was playing 'house' with Eri. Mirio Togata unfortunately couldn't take Eri for the day so at his last wits' end Hizashi recruited class 1-A for help. Ochaco slid the English teacher some coffee, "It looks like you need it."

Hizashi accepted the mug. When Emiko found out her mama and papa weren't coming home to get her last night, it became hell for the blond. Thankfully Nemuri used her quirk to get the infant to sleep but in the morning Emiko refused to be cooperative in the bath. The diaper changing and putting clothes on was a nightmare mostly because she kept freezing him like a Medusa statue! Even Hitoshi Shinso was a victim! Eri had eventually went to get help after the fifth time Emiko threw her baby food at the man's face.

The English teacher's voice was raspy, "Thank you for helping."

Yaoyorozu sipped on her tea, "Well...When Eri showed up in the common room catching Bakugo and Kirishima before their run...It drew some concerns especially when Emiko kept crying for her mother."

Asui leaned on the counter peering at the three children, "She seems to be doing alright so far, kero."

Hagakure nodded, "If Bakugo wasn't here...it might have been worse."

Kaminari spoke. "I know who knew Bakugo had such a way with infants?"

Bakugo huffed as he shook the Eraserhead doll in front of Emiko while glaring at Kaminari.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE LIKES EVERYBODY! SO WHAT IF SHE CAME TO ME FIRST? THAT MEANS NOTHING!"

Emiko giggled happily at him as she took her dolly. "Agoo Agoo!"

Hizashi watched Emiko slowly crawling across the floor to reach where Eri was 'cooking'. Faintly, the students and teacher in the kitchen can hear her go 'mama' multiple times. Hizashi sipped from his coffee. His blond hair was tied up into a bun and was decorated with dried up baby food. He gave up after the third wash of his hair. Hizashi mumbled into his drink, "Guess she finally realized who the real back bone of the family is."

Hizashi pushed himself off of the counter. He walked towards the couch where he can have a better view of the infant and Eri. He mentally counted the children and noticed one was missing. He looked around for Emiko, "Emiko?"

An excited squeal came from down the hall. Tsukiko meowed and moved around the couch. Eri stood up to follow Tsukiko, "W-wait!"

Right behind Eri was the blond adult. Hizashi started, "H-hold on!"

Eri hurried towards the front of Tsukiko who paused in her stride to look up at Eri.

"Meow..."

Eri looked determined and picked up the cat. She dangled from her arms. The girls in the kitchen rushed around the island. Ochaco exclaimed, "E-Eri!"

Tsukiko looked content in Eri's arms. Her paws were close to the ground but still far. Hizashi quickly plucked Tsukiko from her arms, "I got her. Now let's go find Emiko."

More excitable squeals came down the hall. Yaoyorozu asked, "She couldn't go far or could she?"

Hizashi picked up the pace to the squealing child. The girls were right behind the trio heading to the sound.
"She went on a trip, didn't she?"

A giggle escaped from the infant. Hizashi followed the voice and giggle. He poked his head through the doorway. Eri poked her head around copying the older man. Hizashi visibly relaxed, "Now I can tell her parents I didn't loose her at all while they're gone."

Eri blinked looking up, "Wait... Isn't that lying, Mister Zashi?"

Shoji was moving his wet laundry to the dryer. Todoroki was keeping the infant ontop of the washer he was using. He lit a finger then extinguished it repeatedly before doing the same time with his ice. It was entertaining to the little girl.

Hitoshi answered for the tired blond with a devilish smirk, "It is lying. You are right, Eri."

Todoroki glanced out of the corner of his eye to a civilian attired Present Mic, "I thought it was wrong to lie."

Hizashi could see what the students were doing. He moved inside the laundry room plucking the little girl from the washer top. Eri started to sniffle, "Why do you want to lie to Mommy, Mister Zashi?"

Hizashi looked at the amused teens surrounding him. Bakugo crossed his arms and blocked his exit alongside Kirishima and a smirking chuckle from Hitoshi made the older man frown at them. Hizashi knelt down with Emiko at his side. Hizashi shook his head and mumbled over his words towards Eri.

"Oh. Eh... I wasn't going to lie necessarily just...bend the truth. It's still very wrong to do that too so don't copy me. What she doesn't know won't hurt her...or me for that matter."

Ochaco shook her head. A faint noise came from Hizashi's back pocket.
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Sunday morning...Akemi was woken up by the sound of her phone reminding her that she had an unread voicemail.

She listened to the voicemail it was Hizashi's voice. "Oh. Eh... I wasn't going to lie necessarily just...bend the truth. It's still very wrong to do that too so don't copy me. What she doesn't know won't hurt her...or me for that matter."

Shota came back from the bathroom after getting a glass of water only to see his wife was awake and glaring down at her phone as she created a voicemail of her own.

Shota asked, "What did Hizashi want?"

Akemi took a deep breath and put her slight anger to the phone, "What I don't know won't hurt me, huh Hizashi? Whatever you are hiding, I will find out! Don't teach my babies these things, you little—!"

Shota plucked the phone out of his wife's hands. He pressed the hang up button and placed it onto the nightstand beside the hotel bed as he crawled back into bed and stared her dead in the eyes, "I thought I said this is a stress free weekend. Kids free. Students free. Hizashi free until we head back later today."

Akemi huffed into a playful smile, "I love that blond idiot but if he is teaching our kids the wrong things—!"

Shota smirked and silenced her by kissing her lips softly before whispering. "Then drag him to Gym Gamma and throw him around like a rag doll. Right now however you have more pressing matters to attend to."

He deepened the kiss of love and straddled her hips groaning with every breath as she moaned against his lips.
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Back at U.A. right after they found Emiko...

Shoji pointed to Hizashi's back pocket, "Your phone had a call going."

Hizashi stood up handing Emiko, who held a plush version of her mother in her hero costume, over to Shoji. The multi-armed teen's eyes widened as Emiko started looking at, and patting at, his many arms before giggling and grinning at him. "Octti!"

Hizashi reached in his pocket and saw it was a call to Akemi that had went to voicemail, worse was that it was on speaker. His face went white. He quickly shoved his phone in his pocket and spoke hoarsely with shaking hands.

"Well I'm taking the three and we are going back to my place to pack. I'm leaving Japan for a while. Bye!"

Within seconds, he plucked Emiko from Shoji's arms and escorted Eri towards the elevator with a meowing Tsukiko close behind. Hitoshi followed them with a devilish smirk.

Hizashi Yamada felt the beads of sweat forming on his forehead and temples.

Oh she is so going to kill him.