dempeo/merder oneshots

pool party

Me, cristina, Addison, Mark, Alex, George, izzie and Owen are hanging out at Marks House. He's having a small pool party.

I walk outside in my bikini. It's just a plane black one. My hair is curled and I'm wearing heart shaped sunglasses.

Everyone looks at me. "Unbelievable" I hear Addison mutter. She doesn't sound angry, just shocked.

"Have you ever thought about modeling? They'd totally love you" izzie chuckles. "If this whole surgeon thing doesn't work out, I'll think about it" I giggle.

"Where's derek?" Mark asks. "Getting a drink I think, why?" I ask. "Because I think we'll need to get the defibrillators out" he says. Izzie chuckles.

"I think he'll be fine" I giggle. "Its not like he hasn't seen me na-" I stop, remembering his ex-wife is here. "Nothing" I shake my head. "Mhm" Mark says.

"George?" I look at him as he just stares at me. I look at cristina. She chuckles. "Hey bamby" Alex throws an empty can of beer at him. "Its a pair of boobs.. don't get too excited" he says. I chuckle.

Derek walks out. "See how long it is before he gets in your pants" cristina says. I roll my eyes.

"Hi baby" Derek growls, wrapping his arms around me. I giggle as he kisses my neck. "Hey" I turn my head, kissing him softly.

"Did you get me a drink?" I ask. "Uhuh" he keeps kissing my neck. "Where?" I say. "What?" He doesn't stop. "My drink?" I ask. "What?" He says again.

I pull away, hitting him. "Where's my drink?" I giggle. "Oh.. here" he hands me it. "Thankyou" I grin. I take a sip. I spit it back out.

"What's in this?" I ask. "Vodka.. a lot" he says. "Why?" I giggle. "To take advantage of you" he whispers jokingly. I giggle.

"Your wife is here.. can you behave for once?" I say. "She's not my- you're my wife" he says. "She'll always be your wife to me" I say. "That's strange" he says. I giggle.

"So I can have sex with both of you?" He raises his brow. I gasp. I put the drink down. "No.. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it" he steps back. I step towards him. He steps back.

I keep moving towards him until he's at the edge of the pool. I pounce on him, wrapping my arms around his neck as I throw him into the pool. I giggle, hitting him repeatedly.

"You're such an asshole" I punch his chest. "I was kidding" he grins, wrapping his arms around me. "Mhm" I roll my eyes.

"If you can have sex with Addison then I can have sex with.. mark" I whisper. I scream as he picks me up, throwing me to the other side of the pool. I giggle, brushing my hair out of my face.

I stick my middle finger up at him before getting out of the pool. He chuckles. He gets out too. I sit next to cristina on a chair. He walks over to me.

"Go away" I say. "No.. come here" he drags me up. I giggle. "Stop being so rough" I say. "I thought you liked-" he smirks. I put my hand over his mouth. He laughs. "Shut up" I say.

"No no no no" I giggle as he picks me up, pushing me up against the side of marks house. "Stop doing.. naughty things infront of Addison, I feel bad" I whisper.

"She's not your wife" he says. I roll my eyes. "No.. I'm just the mistress" I whisper. "We're married, mer.. she's over it" he chuckles. "But-" he cuts me off, kissing me.

I giggle against his lips. I put my hands on his cheeks, deepening the kiss. I wrap my arms around his neck as our tongues fight.

I pull away. "You're not having sex with Addison" I say. "You're not having sex with mark" he says. I giggle. "Can I have sex with you?" I grin. "You can have sex with me" he grins. I giggle.

I climb down from him. "Stop doing that" I giggle, hitting his stomach lightly. "What?" He grins. "Sticking your stomach out like that.. you look pregnant" I say.

"You like my stomach" he says. "I do.. when its normal" I giggle. He relaxes. "Better" I giggle, running my fingers down his toned stomach. "Fat shamer" he says jokingly. I giggle, shaking my head.

"Come sit with me" he holds my hand. "No I wanna talk to cristina" I giggle. "But I don't wanna talk to anyone else" he whines. I chuckle.

"Go and talk to Mark.." I say. "Hes kissing my ex-wife" he says. I giggle. "Come on.. you can kiss your.. wife-wife" I grin, pulling him to one of the sunbeds.

He chuckles, sitting down. I climb onto his lap, straddling him. I put my hands on his cheeks, kissing him. He runs his hands down my sides.

My hands explore his body as our tongues fight. I moan against his lips, putting my hands on his waist. He lays back onto he sunbed, me practically ontop of him as we make out.

He puts his hands on my ass. I moan against his lips as he pulls me further onto him so I'm sat on his bulge. I pull away from his lips.

"Derek!" I giggle, moving back onto his thighs instead. He grins. "Stop it.. people are here" I whisper, grinning. "Let's go somewhere private then" he smirks. I giggle, shaking my head.

He rolls his eyes. I smile, kissing him again. We spend the rest of the day making out and barely talking to anyone else until we eventually leave and I let him take off my bikini like he's been wanting to all day.

967 words

Has anyone read any good merder books recently (specifically angst, mafia or oneshots?) I need suggestions.. I've read like, all of them