I'm in Love with a Stripper (Oumasai Fanfic)

Swimming Lessons

( Today's my birthday!! 🥳🎂At least in my time zone and instead of doing something normal here I am writing yaoi smut this is my life)

Kokichi's POV

*Ring**Ring*

"Ugh."

I pushed my sunglasses up and looked at my phone to see who was distributing my sunbathing.

"Kuzuryuu..."

" Ignore!"

I pushed my sunglasses back down and sipped on my mojito. Damn that's some good liquor.

*Vrrrrrrrrrr**Vrrrrrrrr*

Why can't he just leave me the hell alone?

Kuzuryuu

"Answer your phone."

Nope not gonna talk to him. This is my vacation and he's not gonna ruin it with his constant screaming and cursing.

*Ring**Ring*

Kuzuryuu

" Answer your goddamn phone Kokichi."

Nope! Not gonna answer. He's not gonna interrupt my me time.

*Ring**Ring*

Maybe if I just ignore him he'll take the hint and leave me alone.

*Vrrrrr* * Vrrrrr*

Kuzuryuu

" I'm fucking losing my patience."

* Ring**Ring*

"*Sigh*"

I got tired of him calling me so I picked up the phone.

"What what what what what WHAT?!"

" What do you want?"

" Why didn't you answer the first 7 fuckin times I called?"

" Cuz I don't wanna talk to you."

" Why the hell not?"

" Cuz I'm busy."

" Doing what?"

"Nothing! I'm doing nothing and I wanna go back to do nothing but can't cuz you're bothering me."

" Whatever, just get your ass over here."

" I can't."

" The hell you mean you can't?"

" I mean I can't."

" You got arrested again didn't you?"

" No. And I didn't get arrested last time, they let me go and it only took a couple of handjobs."

" Cut the shit, get over here."

" Are you deaf? I said I can't."

" Why not?"

" Cuz I'm on vacation."

" Where?"

" Bahamas."

" Why?

" What are we playin 20 questions? Why do you wanna know all this?"

"Cuz I-"

" What? Can't hear you going through a tunnel... The signals breaking up gotta go bye!"

"*Sigh* Let's put him on do not disturb."

Now back to my relaxing. I pushed my sunglasses back down and sipped my drink.