I'm in Love with a Stripper (Oumasai Fanfic)

Furniture Shopping

Shuuichi's POV

I made sure to hold Kokichi's hand tightly while we were shopping, he's the type of person that will end up wandering around and getting lost and I really don't want to end up loosing him in IKEA, I don't have that kind of time to look for him.

" Kokichi, can you try not to wander off?"

" Nope! If I find something that's cute we're gonna go look at it!"

I could do nothing but sigh, I guess he'll do what he whatever he wants regardless.

" Can we get a purple couch?"

" Well..."

I'll be honest, I really don't want a purple couch but he does and I don't want one but I want to make him happy, so we'll have to somehow compromise.

" How about a black one?"

" No, you'll be able to see the cum stains..."

" Then why don't we not have sex on the couch."

" But couch fucking is like the best!"

" You're basically telling me that we shouldn't have sex?!"

" That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying we just shouldn't do it on our new couch."

" Alright baby... I will try to resist fucking you on the couch. Keyword is try, I'm not promising though."

" I figured you wouldn't."

Kokichi ended up pulling me all around IKEA pointing at anything that we could possibly have sex on.

" Hey honey bun..."

" Yeah?"

" What if I said that I wanted to have sex in one of those display beds...Would you do it with me...?"

"N-no! We're in public! We'd get arrested for lascivious behavior!"

" Maybe no would see us if we did it behind a bookshelf..."

" Kokichi you're wild, we really cannot have sex in here. We'd probably get caught."

" Oh baby...You underestimate me..."

" What does that mean?"

" Just keep it cute... And follow me..."

I kind of just shrugged off what he said and went with it, that was probably a bad idea considering my boyfriend is a lustful stripper who wants to have sex any and everywhere. He ended up taking me into a somewhat enclosed bedroom display and then once he was sure we were out of view he pinned me up against the wall.

" I really need to learn to control myself when you're around... I can't help but think constant lewd thoughts about you... It's a real problem..."

He slowly palmed me through my pants, I couldn't help but moan.

" Kokichi..."

" Shhhhhhhhh darling, don't moan so loudly... Someone might hear us..."

He started to unbuckle my belt.

" K-Kokichi...! We're in public...!"

" That doesn't bother me..."

" But...Would it be inappropriate if I said I wanted you to take me from behind in this bedroom display..."

" Yes!"

" Well I guess I'm inappropriate then..."

" There is a bed right there that we could use... And make a mess of..."