Hawks X Fem reader Oneshots

Split personality 🍋

"We have a bit of an issue" Koji sighed

"Whats up?" I look up from my work and just about faint, "oh God why is there 2?"

"The more the merrier" one of the Hawks cheered

"It was a calculated risk... but fuck I'm bad at math" the other chipped in

"He...they? Got hit with a quirk. He did it on purpose knowing it wouldn't harm him. It captured the whole villian gang but now we have 2 Hawks with total different personalities" koji explained

"Ok. Should 2 weeks time off work?" I started filling out the paperwork

"They also won't get along and want to kill eachother. Well more like dick Hawks does" he explained

I raise an eyebrow but am interupted by one of the Hawks, "If you don't quit calling me that I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass you'll taste the bullshit you're spouting"

"Can I say this is not my job?" I smile

"You job is LITERALLY quirk clean up!" He rawred

"Fine fine. Usually I can just give time off. Should I make special accommodations for one of them?"

"(Y/N)~ I wanna stay with you!" The other Hawks whined.

I could already feel my headache approaching.

"Can they stay with you? I was told they need to stay in the same space but without you know... killing eachother"

"Fine, but I am getting paid fucking overtime and a bonus"

"Deal" Koji smiled

"Give me...his address"

I scheduled in 2 weeks paid leave with overtime and my bonus before heading out. After dealing with their squabble over who sat in the passenger seat of my car I banished them both to the backseat only to have to yell at them for fighting. I felt like I was dealing with twin children.

Once at his place I flopped on the couch trying to think, "Ok, if I have to call you both Hawks I'm gonna fucking shoot myself. Names now"

The cheery one immediately piped up, "Can you call me Kei??"

"Sure, what about you?" I motion to the more pissy one

He looked at Kei with a glare before shrugging "Fine, I'll play this dumb name game. Call me Taka" he fished out a box of cigarettes from his pocket

"What the hell! Don't smoke!" I tried to snatch them

"Look, you don't know shit about me, or us. Don't tell me what I can or can't do" he sneered lighting a cig

"At least do it outside!" I shove him towards the balcony

"This is my damn house"

"Guys can't we just get along?" Kei chirped

"Shut up, or ill do something you'll regret to our body you'll never forget" Taka smirked causing Kei to freeze

"Dont you dare!" Kei warned

"Oh I fucking dare, you could even watch if you wanted"

I felt beyond confused. My headache was already here to stay.

My attention was drawn back seeing Taka snuff his cig in the ashtray already by the door. He had a smirk as he walked up to me grabbing my chin. I gave an obviously confused face.

"Come on baby girl, what do you say about having a lil fun?"

If I wasnt shocked before I was now when his lips met mine. I jumped and gasped from the contact which only egged him to take advantage and move to an open mouth kiss. The smell of tobacco and taste of nicotine invaded my senses.