Valkyrie lay curled next to her fiancée who was sleeping peacefully but if she couldn't sleep...no one could sleep "Skul?"
still sleeping
"Skulllll?"
he hasn't awoken yet
"Skulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll?"
slightly twitch in his fingers
"Skulduggery?"
he was still dreaming about cake
"Skul? Honey?"
evil duck jumps out of cake and Skulduggery shrieks
"Baby?"
Duck drags Skul to an office which was guarded by squirrels where he is thrown in and he groans
"Sweetie?"
he looks up and sees a chair. Chair swivels around and Fletcher was sat stroking a penguin looking evil
"Skul?"
Skulduggery gets up and faints immediately when he sees Miley Cyrus twerking in his face
"Hellooooo?"
Wakes up in cell covered with ketchup and a big sign reading 'Mr Sexy Voices cell' he grinned to himself
"Skul? Your smiling."
There was a sound in the corner so he reached into his pocket and pulled out a water gun
"Skul,What are you reaching for in your pants?"
He is scared until a naked Valkyrie walks out from the darkness and Skulduggery smirked 'You look simply ravishing my dear.' he said
"Skul, its dark. You cant see me, and your eyes are closed."
He pounced on her and tackled her to the floor but when he was about to start kissing her a squirrel guard walked in 'Sqeak, sqeak. Squeakedy squeak, squeak.' it squeaked and Skulduggery looked confused 'The fuck?'
"Are you dreaming about squirrels again?"
The squirrel escorted him out and he was then dragged outside where a naked Anton awaited him 'Hello my love." he said seductively and Skulduggery screamed.
"Sku-"
"ANTON DONT TAKE YOUR THONG OFF!" he cried and Valkyrie almost had heart failure and when he looked down at his fiancée who had past out he sighed and lay back down and twiddled with his fingers "Val, I cant sleep."
