These are loads of funny things I found on tumblr!
"Here's our plan: We go in, I start hitting people In the face, see where it takes us."
-Skulduggery Pleasant, probably
"Oops my pen slipped and everything you loved died."- a brief summary of Skulduggery Pleasant
"Grand mage, with all due respect, I am going to ignore everything you just said"
-Skulduggery Pleasant, probably
*knocks at your door, holding a copy of Skulduggery Pleasant in hand*
"Good afternoon, have you accepted our lord and saviour Derek Landy into your heart?"
Valkyrie- "I was worried they turned you against me."
Skulduggery- "Are you kidding? Bros before apparent threats to national security"
Ghastly: *looks at knife in his back*
Erskine:
Ghastly:
Erskine:
Ghastly: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
