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Part Twenty-Seven: Chapter 199: On The Inside

Jason looks up at Arkham, high up on a hill as Bruce drove through the old iron front gate. In the dark you could almost mistake the place as a castle. Batman pulls up to the front stairs and killed the batmobiles engine. Jason looks up the stairs to see a couple of guards and a doctor in a white coat. Bruce had probably called ahead to warn them. Bruce hesitates before getting out. He just holds the wheel and stares at it. He wasn't a hundred percent sure if he wanted to leave J here.

But after a momentary inner struggle, he gets out and walks around to the passenger side. "Your castle your majesty," he says as he pulls Jason out by his arm.

Jason smirks at him, "Oh, I see you got jokes tonight."

"And this time J, the jokes on you," he says as he pushes Jason up the stairs. "Come on, move it."

"I got it, I got it," Jason rolls his eyes as he climbs up the stairs.

When they reach the top Jason gives a big silver grin and addresses the doctor, "Are you the head doctor in charge?" Jason asks him.

"I am," the doctor says dryly and nods.

Jason throws his head back and laughs his best Joker laugh, "Hahaha! HaHaHa! HAHAHA! Oh, not anymore doc."

Batman releases the Joker and the guards waste no time with putting shackles on him. Jason plays their game for the time being. When they go inside and Bruce leaves, it's game on. Jason carefully examines what each guard carried on their belts. He didn't see much more than keys and tazers. No actual guns. Intriguing. He would keep that little tidbit in mind.

They take him inside into the admitting room where a very very nurse stands with a clipboard pressed against her breasts. Jason starts low and slowly looks all the way up to her face. She was neither beautiful nor ugly, just average. Average in every way.

"Mmmmm," Jason lips his lips, "And what's your name my dear?" He couldn't see her name badge for the clipboard.

"Uh-uh, m-m-my name?" She nervously stuttered.

"Don't tell him anything," A guard warns. "And you," he elbows Jason in the ribs with his elbow, "keep quiet."

"That sounds like a command. I feel I should warn you that I'm not accustomed to taking orders," Jason says cheerfully.

"Shut up," the other guard says as he takes his night stick and slams it across Jason's stomach.

"I must insist you buy me a drink before you beat me sugar," Jason says with a shiny silver grin.

"One more word and you will be tazed," one says and pulls out his tazer gun.

Jason tazed himself once, just to see what it felt like. Once was enough for him to decide that he doesn't like being tazed. Then Jason finds himself wondering, what would J do in this situation? Jason highly doubts that he would submit to their wishes.

Jason examined the shackles and how much slack he could get out of them. If he could jump up, get his hands over a guards neck he could hang there and twist the chains at his throat. If they tazed him he would still be able to hang on the guards neck while he chokes him to death.

So he makes his move. Fortunately he was able to jump high enough. He manages to hook the guards neck at the same time. A perfect execution. He twisted the chains on the shackles in front of the guards throat. Jason could hear his gasps and gagging noises. He starts falling and Jason rides him down to the floor. General panic takes over everyone in the room.

"Nurse, get me three vials of Thorazine!" The doctor shouts as he tries to help the other guard get Jason off his partner.

"Hahaha!" Jason laughs delightfully, he knows the Thorazine would be a nice comfortable high to bring him down from the coke and help him get to sleep. He doesn't exactly know how long he's gonna be stuck here.