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Fukumori - Confusion

It was a normal morning actually. Pretty normal. Fukuzawa woke up at 6 o'clock like he always did for work. The sun was slightly shining through the window, his position wasn't any different than the one he had when lying down. Yesterday he went home, ate something and then went to bed. Totally normal. Even though his schedule wasn't as strict as Kunikida's he still ended up doing mostly the same things every day. There wasn't very much that would go against his routine outside work. Ranpo lived with his boyfriend Poe now so Fukuzawa had a quiet life without anyone around.

Or at least everything should have been normal. As soon as the ex-assassin woke up something felt different. The bed was softer and more bouncy or how you call that, he's a boss of a agency not an expert for beds. Yes, the texture was only slightly off, but noticeable. Not to mention that the bed seemed a bit wider. Just how did someone exchange my bed when I wake up when someone just steps into the room for a second?, was what Fukuzawa thought in his confusion.

There was no helping it but check what was wrong. While opening his eyes there were more weird changes he saw. The ceiling was the same though the room was filled with a bit more furniture. It was more tasteful now not only practical like Fukuzawa chose it. Instead of some clothes on the ground like they normally would everything was neat and tidy. Weird.

A small shift made Fukuzawa tense up. What the heck? Very carefully he turned his head around. Please let it be a cat, was what he thought. However, he was disappointed. Not only disappointed but also shocked at a sight he would have never imagined. There was a person lying next to him. And said person was his enemy, the mafia boss. What made it worse was that he only was wearing a pyjama while lying there so defenseless. How did he end up in this situation?! He could have sworn everything had been normal yesterday. It was probably one of Dazai's pranks. All other options wouldn't make any sense.

Very quietly the agency boss got up. He didn't want to wake up Mori lying next to him. The mafia boss seemed very exhausted. It was just common courtesy nothing more.

The whole house had changed. Only small details but it seemed livelier now. And more aesthetic and less practical. There were flowers on every table, the fridge was filled with groceries and the general atmosphere was comfortable and warm. While pouring some good old green tea Fukuzawa took in the bizarre sight in front of him. Dazai sure was the master in pranking.

Small quiet steps told him that the person he woke up next to seemed to have woken up as well. Good thing they didn't wake up at the same time, that would have been awkward. There was no Katana near Fukuzawa but a butter knife should suffice if the mafia boss decided to blame their situation on Fukuzawa.

"Good morning~", the mafia boss yawned and then stretched a bit. Fukuzawa must have made a pretty confused face since he also added: "Is something the matter?".

"Uhm... No... It's just that you don't seem surprised...?"

"Surprised by what? Your never ending fuck face? Honey I'm used to it by now", the raven replied. Mori then went towards the coffee machine like it was the most usual situation you could encounter. What also shocked Fukuzawa was the word 'honey'. It must have been a joke right?

Mori chuckled and went near his confused enemy. Fukuzawa tensed up. Now Mori would probably show that he was in fact pissed off. Though he had to keep his cool. Only attack after the other one has made his move. Mori reached out and...

Touched the other ones cheek. WHAT? "You seem tense honey, something the matter?".

They stood pretty close together. Like VERY close. Not a distance enemies would keep. Especially not with the kiss on the cheek after.