Bungo stray dogs One Shots

Soukoku - Loop

TRIGGER WARNING: cursing

The day up till now had been pretty normal for Chuuya. He went to work. At work he finished some documents, some translations and resolved some trouble. Resolved trouble as in beating them and scaring people. Once again a drug scandal with a new drug that Mori wanted to destroy as quickly as possible. It was called 'banana fish' or something like that. How could the boss be so terrified of such a ridiculous sounding drug? How scary can it be that he didn't even want to join in on the business but destroy everything?

Chuuya only shrugged as he stretched himself a little bit. Not that he could grasp the bosses great ideas with his small mind. He knew that he wasn't the smartest so there was no way that he could understand these great minds.

With a yawn the small man opened the door for his apartment only to see that the light was turned on. Who the fuck broke into my apartment? Chuuya was utterly confused. This person was even more stupid than Chuuya himself. Like seriously breaking into a mafia executives apartment? Do your research man! Maybe he would go easy on them if they were a bunch of hungry kids... WAIT this apartment had top security!

Chuuya glanced into the living room not even trying to hide his presence. What were they going to do? Shoot him? They can try that if they want to waste bullets. Still if the bullets hit his furniture or wall that would be a hassle...

"Hello Chibi-chan!", A nuisance greeted him. Great, the day had been so normal up until now.

"What are you doing in my house?! You want to waste the air inside my living room now?!", Chuuya growled while putting his hat on a... well on a hat rack. He was too tired to deal with this idiot now!

"Meanie! You promised me yesterday that we would watch a film together!", The waste of bandages complained. Chuuya furrowed a brow. Did he promise that yesterday...? He wasn't really sure... But he wasn't even sure what he ate for lunch yesterday so he could have forgotten that. Or purposely forgotten since he had to watch a film with this mackerel.

It could also be a scam. After all Dazai new the mafia executive pretty well and could easily trick him. Sadly because that was why Chuuya was the victim of most of the other ones pranks. There weren't many weeks that were filled with peace for the two. It was like they had to get angry at the other as simple as a human desired to breath. It was on instinct.

Though there was one truth between the two options: Whatever it was, Dazai would annoy him until he got what he wanted. Dazai would do whatever means to achieve it. So it was easier to just give in and try to act as shitty as possible so that he leaves on his own. "Ugh, fine. Be happy that today was a good day and that I'm not in a bad mood!".

"Of course Chuuya~", Dazai hummed while opening a cupboard revealing a lot of films. A bit of a surprise for the small man, he wasn't aware that he had THAT many films...

Chuuya then went into the kitchen to get a few snacks and drinks. The plan WAS to annoy Dazai with whatever he could. But still watching a film without snacks? He wasn't that low. It was more for self-enjoyment. If he had to watch it with THAT guy than he could at least TRY to enjoy it.

After putting the snacks on the table in front of them Chuuya just sat down on his sofa. He got a super comfy one and it was the best decision in his whole life. Though Mori told him more than once that he should stop falling asleep on it because of age and that later on your back will kill you for this... But hey it was comfy now so why worry about later?

"What the hell are you choosing for a film?! That's the second part! I haven't even seen the first part you idiot!", Chuuya bursts out as he saw that the agency idiot just casually took the prequel.