Bungo stray dogs One Shots

Soukoku - Tie

The situation was simple yet unnatural. To start right off the bat: It was after work. More precisely after a long week packed with work for both the agency and the mafia. So as a celebration for completing – or more for surviving – this week there was a small party.

It was nothing really big. Only the main actors meeting in a small restaurant like Shawarma or something like that. And everyone was sitting next to their respective partner. Obviously since they hadn't really met up for a week. Especially the two bosses of the two facilities had seen each other about 10 minutes. Not ten minutes a day. Just ten minutes.

Natural was Yosano's and Koyo's reaction. They immediately started flirting and stuff like that. Yosano also sat as far away from Mori as she could. Either out of fear or because she didn't want to get into trouble for splitting his head in two. After all nobody wanted to see Fukuzawa getting furious. Not even Ranpo.

Poe was also invited even though he didn't help much. That was also more of a natural occurrence since Ranpo would nag until his boyfriend was invited. So Poe sat near Katai since both of them had social anxiety and kind of became great friends through that. And through their outgoing boyfriends abandoning them at parties so they had to find another person to follow so that they did not seem lonely.

No the most weird and unnatural thing was happening in Dazai's direction. Not that this mummy wasn't weird on its own. It was just that everyone was so used to Dazai's and Chuuya's bickering that this was just confusing. Especially for the agency.

Koyo and Mori on the other hand just ignored it. Not even giving it a second glance. Quite weird when seeing Chuuya – the one who usually insults Dazai and isn't even willing to touch him – on Dazai's lap.

"Uhm-", Atsushi started and looked at the unusually quiet pair.

"Is something the matter Atsushi?", Dazai smiled at the small boy. Though his smile was scary. It was alarming the tiger boy not to say the obvious so that Chuuya wouldn't move away. Dazai was clearly enjoying this. He went through the other ones hair and absolutely content. Even though he would usually annoy and get on the small males nerves.

"N-n-nothing", Atsushi stuttered. Better not get on Dazai's bad side. Plus it wasn't that important he just had to get used to it-

"Why are you sitting on that guys lap Chuuya?", Akutagawa said. Atsushi completely froze. Oh no seems like Akutagawa's social skills and will to live were extremely low. Atsushi slowly turned around to look at the mafia member.

Surprisingly enough he had his hand over his mouth. Well he usually did cough and it was normal but from Atsushi's place he could see Akutagawa hiding a smirk. So Akutagawa did that on purpose. Tried to get back at Dazai for all the things his Sempai had done to him. Normally Atsushi would be proud but in this situation... Sometimes it's better to stay quiet than to be murdered.

"Mmh..?", Chuuya looked up groggily and with a small oh he looked at his comfortable 'cushion'. "What the fuck mackerel?", Chuuya said as he tried to stand up. His face displaying disgust.

"Seems like you sneaking alcohol in his drink didn't fully knock him out Dazai~", Mori hummed while taking a sip from his drink. He was chuckling quite a bit.

Dazai glared at Akutagawa. Probably the first time he looked at him today, who knew. Then he wrapped his arms around the small man that was trying to escape only to drag him back onto his lap.

Obviously the two of them started fighting a bit whether Chuuya should sit on Dazai's lap. Meanwhile Mori smiled a little at the two. Everyone was utterly confused.

"What is going on, if I may ask?", Kunikida politely questioned the weird scene.

"Oh~", Mori chuckled "this is usual for the two of them. Usually when Chuuya is drunk he gets more clingy and affectionate. Dazai on the other hand is fully taking advantage of that. He even sneaks some alcohol into Chuuya's drink just for cuddles. Though the problem is that Chuuya is clingy when he drinks".

"You said that already", Fukuzawa pointed out. After all it was rare for his husband to make a mistake.

"No, no~ I mean he's clingy to everyone"

Silence filled the room. After a while Mori answered the question everyone had in their heads: "Yes we had a few accidents due to that". He then took another sip from his drink. Too calm for someone implying death or serious injuries due to jealousy.

Kunikida cleared his throat a bit: "Seems like they stopped fighting at least". The blonde was clearly uncomfortable with Dazai's obsessive nature. It was unideal. Limiting your partners space and life. Though after all Yosano was also VERY obsessive. Atsushi was more protective than jealous and Ranpo... Ranpo just thought he was the best catch so why would Poe cheat? Kunikida could also get jealous quite easily but he wouldn't show it. And nobody had an idea if the boss would ever react or feel something like jealousy. But Dazai? Dazai was on another level of obsession...

So once again Chuuya was just sitting on Dazai's lap. His head against the tall males chest. He seemed completely relaxed which made his sudden outburst even more ridiculous. Dazai was playing with Chuuya's long hair. He then looked up with a smile – a scary smile. "We will talk about that later Akutagawa~", Dazai hummed.

Akutagawa was unfaced. Before he would have tried his best to please his senpai but now? "If you want to try. You know I can drag you down easily", he replied with a smirk. This time he didn't even try to hide it.

With a growl Dazai took a sip from his drink. It was clear that Chuuya would favor Akutagawa before his boyfriend. Just out of spite. And probably because Dazai annoyed him 24/7.

Now Koyo took action. She couldn't just watch her son with that guy who flirted with women as much as he could so he could commit double suicide with them. And it always broke Chuuya's heart even though he never admitted it.

"Chuuya why not come over here? We could hug as well", she remarked with a sweet smile. Her son AND her wife? That would be a jackpot.

To her demise Chuuya didn't move a bit. Not that he could even move with Dazai's arms wrapped around his waist. "Maybe later", he just answered.

Dazai smiled with the smile of triumph. His smirk was obviously directed at Koyo. He just wanted to rub his victory under her nose. "That's so cute Chuuya-chan!~", Dazai hummed.

A blush spread on Chuuya's face. "S-shut up!", he snarked at the other one and looked away not allowing Dazai to touch his hair again.

Now Koyo smirked at Dazai.

Mori took out a small notebook and a pen: "Seems like this time it's a tie as well. Stop scoring points for your enemy Dazai~".

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It wasn't that much ship in there but hey I hope you enjoyed it anyway. Btw sorry to everyone I have replied to so late. I just... procrastinated my whole life. Anyway anybody got something interesting?