Bungo stray dogs One Shots

Soukoku - Me, my husband and the god that lives inside my head

I was sitting on the couch with my husband. It a quite the usual scene. After all, that idiot wanted to cuddle quite often. So I just sometimes grazed him with my present. That was all.

"Chuuuyaaa~", Dazai hummed to get his husband's attention "I'm bored!".

"Then that shall be your constant state. Who am I to interfere with your life?", I sighed and pushed my hair out of my face. There was this one annoying strand of hair that was CONSTANTLY hanging inside my eye. Poking the shit out of it. I decided to call that annoying bastard 'Dazai'.

"You're so mean chibi!", the man-child complained. He then took my hand and lightly kissed it.

"Random dude. Pretty random".

"We're married, you know?", Dazai slightly pecked my forearm.

Red tattoos crawling underneath my skin. They feel like insects, parasites. Making their way towards my neck cutting off my oxygen.

"Yeah, but you won't let me read a fucking book for once? Yet you call me stupid? Give me some times to learn damn it. Not everyone is a fast learner geez!", I rolled my eyes. I wasn't going to give in. Not to Dazai's cheap tricks nor the small itching on my skin.

Dazai slightly huffed: "I am a very jealous man after all! I want all of you to be mine after all... Even if it isn't much-"

"OH COME ON!", I furiously turned around. No way in hell would I ignore him mocking my height! That damn little-

Too late. I realized my mistake too late. As I turned around I had already given him what he had demanded before: My full attention.

"Bastard", I mumble as my asshole of a husband gives me a smug grin.

"But the bastard you love!", Dazai exclaimed with full enthusiasm and slightly pecked my elbow. Not even caring that he now got my attention which I at least thought was his objective.

Then he slightly furrowed his brow: "Where did you get this bruise?".

"Dunno".

Red marks and I don't care what I'm doing. I wake up with marks I don't remember. In places I destroyed. Aimlessly I walk, the only path it seeks; destruction.

"Cool. As long as I don't have to get rid of someone fine!". The idiot then proceeded to swiftly pull my arm so that I would land in his arms. So much too normally sitting on the couch and reading a bit... How should I ever finish this book from Poe that everyone was talking about?! Not a cursed one of course but still!

"Listen Chibi-"

"Do I have another option not to?", I sighed as Dazai carefully went through my hair. Not that I would ever say that aloud but laying in his arms was at least a bit nice.

"No", Dazai chuckled and I could feel his chest slightly vibrating. "So listen! Today I exchanged all the tea in the office with coffee! You should have seen Fukuzawa's face when he took a sip from his 'green tea'! Still, I think I might be on his hit list now..."

After a second we both started laughing.

I scream but the voice is not mine. The voices building up in my head singing their anthem. They want to kill kill kill. There is no reason nor emotion. They only want to kill kill kill becoming the cruelest thing in this dark dark world.

After a while, we both calmed down a little. I wiped the tears from my eyes and now fully leaned against Dazai's chest. "But Mori will probably find it hilarious so you have his protection. So you won't be killed for so long...".