Welp, I just finished Monster Of Elendhaven, and I want to punch a wall.
JOHANN AND FLORIAN WERE IN LOVE, AND SOME MAGE HUNTER KILLED FLORIAN, AND TURNS OUT JOHANN IS A GIFT FROM THE GODDESS FOR WHEN FLORIAN PUT HIS TWIN SISTER IN THE OCEAN AFTER SHE DIED FROM PLAGUE!!!
AND NOW I CAN'T TELL IF THE ENDING WAS JOHANN FORGOT HIS IDENTITY WHEN FLORIAN DIED, OR IF THERE'S A NEW GUY LIKE HIM CALLED JOHN BUT I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S AN AMNESIAC NOW WHO FORGOT HIS MAGE LOVER WHO JUST GOT MURDERED, WHO HE TRIED TO PROTECT!!!
AND IT'S THE ONLY BOOK, NO SERIES, I DON'T THINK THE AUTHOR IS PLANNING IT TO BE A SERIES!!!
OH FLORIAN!!! WHY DID THE SHORT ADORABLE MAGE HAVE TO DIE!?! HE AND JOHANN HAD SUCH A SASSY BUT CUTE RELATIONSHIP!!! THEY WERE CUTE TOGETHER!!! DAM IT!!!
I HATE BOOKS THEY MAKE ME FEEL TOO MUCH
LOOK AT THIS
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LOOK AT THEM
IT SAYS JOHANN SEE FLORIAN AS A LITTLE CACOONED CATERPILLAR WHEN HE'S ALL WRAPPED IN COATS!!! THIS WAS SUCH A CUTE RELATIONSHIP, AND NOW THIS CUTE LITTLE PUFFY BLONDE IS GONE, AND JOHANN CAN'T REMEMBER SQUAT OTHER THAN HE'S A KILLER WHO CAN'T BE KILLED!!!
