I'm laughing, but I officially see that we are doomed as a species
At this point, m4sturbation would seem less lonely than this-
Like, it doesn't even do anything except move in and out and have weird sounds.
Hel, Big Bang did this idea better YEARS ago. Because at least with what, I think, Howard invented, it wouldn't be some weird robot kissing, but a machine the actually moved with what your lover was doing. That way you can video chat and hear each other, but it's just genuinely the way they're kissing you, just long distance.
This?
This is just some machine with sounds that I assume doesn't even get recorded from your lover.
Can't really tongue kiss either. Just weird puckering.
It looks like a fleshlight.
I would've just laughed it off if it weren't for the fact that OVER 3,000 WERE BOUGHT, WITH OVER 20,000 ORDERS
People are sad-
With each passing day, I become more and more introverted and scared of people-
It's funny, yet I am terrified-
