So sometimes I'll open a random page of a book I haven't read yet and scan
I just did it with this collection of short fantasy and horror stories from the mid 90s. And this one part-
I'm fuking baffled-
Warning, it's kinda mature content, talking about women's toys and self-touch-
I guess this fairy princess has had her lifetime fill of sympathy, or whatever it is she needs... I'm not even allowed to enter her bedroom anymore. Not that she doesn't need stimulation anymore -- I can hear that v!brator of hers buzzing through the bedroom wall... Apparently, she likes something she can manipulate at will. I've seen that thing, when she's out of the house and doesn't know I'm in her bedroom. She's...melted it, compressed it in spots, to conform to her own cvnt... From the little I can remember of it now, I'd say she's turned that trusty v!brator into an exact match to her hole, bump by bump, all the way to the hilt. Like fvcking herself with herself.
I'm sure in context, this is about a one-sided relationship or something
But I seriously don't know what TF the context is. But scanning more, her being called a Fairy Princess isn't some teasing name. No, it's an actual fairy princess they're talking about-
And then I scan more and there's Walking head down and privates bobbing in time with his slow, defeated steps forward.
W A T -
I got this book wanting fantasy and horror, and there's a story by Neil Gaiman, another by Stephen King, in this. WHAT IS THIS!?!
I'm now stuck imagining some nude guy walking in slow motion, with his dong flapping around also in slow-mo
