"Has anyone seen my son? Timmy?" Tony ran into the living room screaming.
"Your mom's a ho!" Clint's yelling rang through the room.
Wade jumped up and grabbed Peter. " Hurricane Katrina! More like Hurricane Tortilla!" Peter looked confused as he glanced back and forth between his family.
Suddenly Steve ran out and yelled, "Evacuate the kitchen! I'm cooking dindin in t-minus 5 seconds. (that's not correct spelling please don't be offended.) EVACUATE THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!"
He turned around to go back to the kitchen but slipped on a random banana peel.
"Help I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"That's sad. Alexa play despacito," Peter replied.
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FanfictionThis one-shot book contains angst, laughter, and a whole lot more. Read if you want to see ships and my thoughts on a page. Feel free to leave requests and comments. I love to get kind criticisms from all of you. I really appreciate you all!
