"OMG, he said I was a basic heterosexual! I swear I'm gonna throw him into the dumpster where he belongs!" Peter was on a rampage. Shuri nodded thoughtfully.
"Tell him his chicken strips can go fu*k themselves. You are the best homosexual I've ever met!"
"That's seriously the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me," said Peter while eating his pineapple pizza.
"Remember that one time Stephen said you weren't the worst kid in the family. Technically I think that was nicer."
"Then we blew up the lab and he said that he revoked that statement and that he hopes I get approached by a straight person. Who says that?"
"Your MOM!" Peter sighed in exasperation.
"Yo mama jokes are ineffective when I have two dads. Instead, all I get flashbacks to that time I accidentally called Stephen mom."
"He must be on his period. He told me I wasn't allowed to build a bomb. It was a small bomb too."
"Probably because I ate his burrito."
"You DON'T EaT A Man'S ChiPotLe PetEr!"
"I have no regrets."
"I'm GOing tO hIt YoU WitH mY ChanCla! YoU CluCkeR!"
"waTcH YoUr ProFaNitY yOu BisCuiT."
"I'M nO BiScUiT YoU BuTt."
"I'M JusT JoKinG. I lovE yOu 3oo0."
"BROOOOOOO."
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Spiderman/Avengers Oneshots
FanfictionThis one-shot book contains angst, laughter, and a whole lot more. Read if you want to see ships and my thoughts on a page. Feel free to leave requests and comments. I love to get kind criticisms from all of you. I really appreciate you all!
