Star Crossed Myth Fanfiction

Interview With The Gods#1

Me: Hello everyone. It's that time again where I personally interview the gods. I have some juicy questions today provided by our readers. Look forward to it~

Scorpio: Why do I have to do this? Tch. What a freakin' pain.

Dui: Don't be angry, Scorpio. This helps us get closer to the humans.

Ichthys: Yeah! They will get to know us even better by these interviews. I can't wait to see what's been asked.

Scorpio: ...Still. A. Freakin'. Pain...

Me: Ahaha. Scorpio. You really are the life of the party.

Scorpio: *glares*

Me: ...I mean I'm sorry I dragged you into this... *sighs in exasperation*

Leon: Heh. That Scorpion is as toxic as ever.

Huedhaut: Leon don't start any arguments here.

Leon: Of course not. I won't be the one starting them.

Huedhaut: Right...

Zyglavis: I don't have all day. We better get started before I have to start punishing someone.

Aigonorus: Can I sleep here? Zzzz...

Me: Oh geez... These gods are so difficult... Ahem. Yes let's get started. So Scorpio the first question is for you.

Scorpio: *eyes widen* Freakin' hell? Someone was stupid enough to ask me something?

Me: Of course. The question reads "Would you eat anything other than apples?" It seems like are asking if you would eat apples in different ways. Like apple pie, apple jam and so on.

Scorpio: .........

Me: Scorpio?

Scorpio: I'm thinking woman! Don't disturb me.

Me: .....

*Time passes*

Me: Scorpio...?

Scorpio: Maybe.

Me: Uhh... Is that your answer?

Scorpio: So what if it is? Do you have a problem with it?

Me: N-No. No problem. Just that was an awful long time for such a vague response.

Scorpio: Are you kidding me?! That was a damn hard question. I'll eat anything that tastes like apple but I prefer "those" apples in particular.

Me: You mean "bunny" apples?

Scorpio: That's what I said!

Me: Okay, okay. Thanks for your answer. So we all know you very much love apples. Continuing on... Scorpio you have another question.

Scorpio: *Eyebrow twitches* Another?

Me: Yep! This one is quite a doozy. *hesitates on reading* Sooo... Scorpio would you rather be called cute and treated as a pet for the rest of your life or lose your godly powers.

Scorpio: *tenses up and furrows brows* WHAT THE FRICK?! Who...Who asked this damned question? WHO?!

Me: Whoa, Scorpio. Please calm down and sit back in your seat. It's just a question it won't really happen.

Scorpio: *grumbles* Blasted question.

Me: Now if you could so kindly answer it.

Scorpio: Isn't it darn obvious? I'm no freakin' way being treated as someone's cute pet for the rest of my life. I'd rather give up my powers.