assassin's creed one-shots (FINISHED)

Edward X reader

"Lass why don't we pull a prank on harnigold."

My best friend, Edward offers and he catches my attention imeaditly.

"What do you have in mind?"

I ask him and he smirks.

"We cut off his sideburns."

Edward says and I burst out laughing.

"I'm in."

I tell him and we shake hands.

That night all the captains met up in nassau. They did there normal talks about the Spanish and the newly arrived brittish.

Then they all got drunk, well except for kidd, thatch, and edward. But jack and harnigold got drunk to the point where they couldn't stand.

"Now edward?"

I ask him as we watch harnigold slowly pass out.

"Nah, give him a little bit."

He replies and I nod.

"What are you two planning?"

Kidd asked us as he raised an eyebrow.

"Oh just a little prank on harnigold."

Edward replies and kidd smirked.

"What are you planning?"

He asked and I chuckled.

"Wait till tomorrow and you'll see."

I said as he stood up and nodded.

"I'll see ye tommaow then."

Kidd said and he made his way out. Thatch soon followed then the rest of the crews.

"Now?"

I ask and Edward chuckles.

"Now."

He said as we stood up. We took out daggers and began cutting harnigold's sideburns off.

We started at the top and slowly cut down.

"Should we make him bald too?"

I ask and Edward chuckles.

"Yes we should."

He replied and we took off harnigold's hat and cut all his hair off. When we were finished we took a look at what we've done.

We walked out of the tavern chuckling to ourselves. When we got to the jackdaw we lost it. We fell to the ground laughing and the crew gave us weird looks.

"There drunk."

"Are they okay?"

"Should someone help them?"

We're just a few things we heard the crew say and it just fueled out laughter. After Edward and I collected ourselves we turned to the crew.

"You will all know why we were laughing tommaow when we meet up with harnigold."

Edward said and everyone went to sleep.

"EDWARD KENWAY! (Y/N) (L/N)!"

I shot up to harnigold screaming on the deck. Edward and I walked out of our cabins to meet a fuming harnigold. The crew began laughing as well.

He had a face red from anger. And with no hair it made made it twice as funny.

"What did I do to deserve this!?"

Harnigold yelled and Edward and I fell to the ground laughing. Tears began to spill from our eyes and harnigold cracked a small smile and soon began laughing. Kidd came a bord and began laughing as well.

"Is this what you Teo had planed?!"

Kidd shouts and laughs as well.

"Yup!"

I said as we all collected ourselves.

"But seriously whose idea was this?"

Harnigold asked and Edward andndsnd I pointed to each other.

"Ah whatever."

Harnigold said as he left the jackdaw.

"Never pull something like that on me."

Kidd says and Edward nods.

"Okay see you all later."

Kidd said as he took his leave.

"Your going to pull something on kidd now."

I said and he nodded. I sighed and went to help the crew as I don't want to get on kidd's badside.