assassin's creed one-shots (FINISHED)

Modern connor X reader

Just because I uploaded this dosent mean requests are open. I have some ideas I wanna write up before I become over loaded with requests. Thanks for reading! Oh and this might be short one because I'm to lazy!

"Um (y/n) I need some help!"

I hear my boyfriend, connor, call from the bathroom.

"What is it?"

I call out nervously as I walk towards the bathroom door.

"Just come in please."

He says and I open the door slowly. I see connor with a towle around his waist and a blush over his cheeks.

"I don't know what to do! I'm worried something maybe wrong."

He tells me and I furrow my eyebrows.

"What is it connor?"

I ask as he looks down.

"Promise not to laugh otherwise this will be more awkward than it already is."

He says and I nod. He then pulls the towle away from his waist to reveal a rock hard boonor.

"It won't go down! I don't know what to do!"

Connor says with panic in his eyes and embarrassment over his cheeks.

"Connor calm down!"

I tell him and he shakes his head.

"There is no calm! I'm freaking out it won't go down!"

He yells and I give a mental laugh.

Should I play with him a little? No, it would be to mean! But yes it would be funny. Screw the devil and the angle on my sholders.

"Okay connor, um I don't know what to do!"

I say back even though it's a lie.

"Oh no! What if it never goes away! What if It sticks our forever!"

Connor panics and I fake panic with him.

"Didn't your family or someone teach you about this?"

Connor asks and I act as if a light bulb went off in my head.

"Oh yes they did! But I only know one solution that won't be completely weird."

I tell him and he walks over to me. His boonor presses up against me and I have to hold back a moan.

"What are they?"

He asks as he grips my sholders.

"Well the not so weird solution is thay we have sex. The other weird solution is that you masterbate."

I tell him and his eyes go wide.

"Nope! Nope! Nope!"

He tells me and I sigh.

"That's the only way connor."

I tell him and he sighs.

"Okay, please leave."

He tells me and I begin to walk towards the door.

"Wait how do I do it?"

He asks me and my inner voice is laughing up a storm.

"You know how to plunge a toilet. Like how you pull and push on the plunger. Well do thay except with what's sticking out."

I tell him and he nods. I walk out the door and wait for him to finish. After a few minutes he comes out and his boonor is all gone.

"Better?"

I ask him and he nods.

"Yes thank you."

He tells me as he pecks my lips. He then goes off to the closet to get dressed. But little does he know I left a picture of me in a lingerie in there.

"HELP (Y/N)! IT'S BACK!"