Lookism Gun x Reader: How The Mighty Fall In Love

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"What's your problem?" I asked raising an eyebrow at my older brother.

"What are you talking about? I don't have a problem."

"You most certainly do. Gun and I were just fucking-"

"HE FUCKED YOU?!"

"No! Let me finish! We were just fucking around and you got all butt hurt."

"I'm not butt hurt! I just want to spend some time with my baby sister!"

"I'm not a baby!"

"You'll always be by bAbY sister! I don't care how old you are!"

I gave him an annoyed look.

"Hey!"

"What?"

"We're in Japan~"

"Yup."

"So you know what that means, right!"

"No."

"Call me onii chan."

"ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ARE YOU CRAZY, WHY WOULD I CALL YOU THAT?!"

"Do it!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Come on!"

"No!"

"Onii chan!"

"Shut up!"

"Onii chan!"

"I said shut up!"

"Onii chaaaaannnnn!"

"SHUT! IT!"

"Call me onii chan!"

"I RATHER SUCK GUN'S DICK!"

"I WON'T ALLOW IT!"

"TRY ME!"

"YOU ARE NOT HAVING ANY SEXUAL INTERACTIONS WITH THAT BOY!"

"I WOULD IF HE GAVE CONSENT JUST TO SPITE YOU!"

"I'LL KILL HIM!"

"I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU KILL HIM!"

"TRY ME!"

"FINE, PULL OVER!"

"NO!"

"WHY?!"

"THE ONLY PERSON GETTING HURT WILL BE YOU!"

"DON'T BE SO COCKY!"

"YOU CAN'T FIGHT FOR SHIT!"

"PULL OVER AND LETS FIND OUT!"

"YN, PUT YOUR SEATBELT BACK ON! GET THE FUCK OFF ME! YOU PSYCHOPATH! IF YOU MAKE ME CRASH, YOU'LL FLY OUT THE WINDOW."

"I AIN'T AFRAID OF DEATH!"

"SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!" He shouted and put his hand on my face to keep me away.

"FUCK YOU!"

"Oh look, were here!" Goo chirped and turned into the parking lot.

"Yay!" I cheered as he stopped next to Gun's car.

I hopped out and ran to Gunny bun who was waiting for everyone to exit the car. I jumped into his arms and he caught me without looking over.

I turned to Goo and blew a raspberry at him. He responded by returning the favor.

Jordan walked over and stood behind Gun. We began whispering to each other discreetly.

"They didn't give you to much crap, did they?"

"No, they were nice."

"You sure? They can be assholes sometimes." I whispered back in concern.

"I will drop you." Gun muttered threateningly.

Jordan and I giggled.

I wrapped my arms and legs around him happily.

"Well, you can be an asshole at times." I pressed me cheek against his.

He grumbled and I squeezed him tightly.

"Aww, come on, you know I love you!"

"Hmmm."

"Don't be all grumpy! We're all assholes here!"

"Even you?"

"Nah, I'ma angel!"

"Hey YN-"

"DON'T TALK TO ME YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS, STANKY ASS, UGLY ASS BITCH!" I snapped at Crystal in anger.

"Right, real angel." Jordan smirked.

"Ya wanna fucking die?" My eye twitched and I gave him an annoyed smile.

"Try me, tiny."

I tried to rip my best friend to pieces but Gun carried me away.

"Hello! How many people?" The waiter asked.

"Six." Gun tried to put me down but I held on.

"Haha, spider monkey." Jordan snickered.

"Haha, dead man walking." I pointed at him and let go of Gun.

"Alright, please follow me!" He smiled, picked up some menus before leading us to a table.

(APH is an anime called Hetalia. Hetalia is a stupid anime that I watch and love so, haha. You'll only understand the reference if you watched it, so yeah! Thanks for reading! Bye!)