It was a contest.
Who would talk first?
Who would bring up Eli?
Would it be him having to admit he went after him?
Would it be me having to admit that I knew about him all along?
Whoever brought it up would have to admit two defeats.
Neither of us wanted to do that.
I'm an assassin while he's a pain in the ass.
Who will it be?
Oh... I could embarrass him...
A grin spread across my face and I leaned back.
Should it be an evil embarrassment like I publish one of the Tik Toks I have in my drafts where he's dancing?
Or... I could get Goo to help me...
But how should I do it?
What if I leave Goo to it?
I took my phone out again and texted my older brother.
Goo bear! 😘😍💖
You summoned👀
Yes!😈
What is it
Do I need to beat
someone up😠😡😾
Not exactly...
🤨🧐🤔
It's Gun 😌🤭😏
I THOUGHT YOU'D
NEVER ASK😳🥲
Bruh, chill. I just
need revenge.
What did he do
He hurt my friend.
Neither of us want
to bring it up because
then the other will
win.
Oh I see😀
Well don't worry
about it YN
I know the perfect
thing to do
What is it?
I'ma jack off on
his bed😄
No.
WHY NOT
That's disgusting.
IT'S NATURAL😠
Idgaf, I sleep on
that bed as well.
Ugh, you're no fun
OH
Ask him what's
in the third drawer
of his right nightstand
Wait, what's in
there?
Ask😀
Okay, I will but we
need to have a talk
about punctuation. 😐
?
?
?!
!
?
!
!
!
?!
!
!
!
!
!
What the hell is that?
All the punctuation
I missed😄
😐
😘
🙄🤚
😝🖕
I snorted and put my phone down.
"What's in the third drawer of your right nightstand?"
He glanced at me and gripped the steering wheel.
"Why that drawer specifically?" He asked calmly.
"It's the only drawer that's locked. All the other ones I've snooped around in already."
"Maybe you should stay out of my things." He hummed.
"Let me guess, it's all your waifus? You jack off to them?" I smirked.
"Well, not exactly."
"It would be a shame if I opened that drawer and found them. Maybe burn them if you don't give me what I want."
"Hm... I'm sure you could get what you want with what's in the drawer." He chuckled.
"I'm guessing you're not going to give me the key?"
"No, I wouldn't want to ruin you."
I laughed and crossed my arms.
"Is it your piss drawer?"
"Nope. By the way, you're a virgin, aren't you?"
"HUH?! Where did that come from? Why would you ask me that, you don't know shit! You're a pervert, what are you asking about my V card for, huh?! You wanna take it or something, you crazy ass! You can't just ask a lady a question like that!"
"I knew it, you've never cummed in your life."
"EH?! WHO SAID?! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM AND WHY ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY CUM FOR?! YOU'RE A PERVERT, I'M TELLING GOO! WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY CUM?!"
"That explains why you're always so stressed and uptight. It's proven that after you cum, your head is clearer making you calmer and less uptight as well as helping you think clearly. You could use those things."
"HOW DARE YOU?! YOU'RE PROBABLY A STUPID VIRGIN YOURSELF AND YOU'RE TRYING TO LOSE IT! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCK A GIRL, DO YOU?! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CUM LOOKS LIKE. YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO KISS A GIRL, OR FIND A SWEET SPOT!" I blushed.
Gun suddenly took a right turn and drove into a dark alleyway.
He turned to look at me.
"Do you want to find out?"
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