Lookism Gun x Reader: How The Mighty Fall In Love

Wing Woman

(This was sent to me by a reader on Instagram so thanks!)

I poked my head into the living room and they were both looking back at me.

"Hi." I entered and put the paper on the table.

"What's this?" Gun picked it up and looked at it.

"A reservation to a private sauna room." I chirped.

"Uh, what?" DG asked confused, leaning over to see what it was.

"You know what a sauna is, don't you?"

"Of course."

"Well that's what I'm talking about."

"So you want it to be the three of us...alone...in a sauna?"

"I'm not going, you crazy head! It's just the two of you, now get going!"

"YN." Gun frowned.

"I'm not going anywhere, calm your man boobs. Now come...on!" I pulled them both up and shakily, practically doing lunges, pulled them to the door. "Ugh, come on! You only get two hours alone!"

"YN...."

"Shush Gun! I spent a lot of money to get you guys this!" I opened the door and wheezed as I pushed them both out of the house. "Now out! Whoop!" I yelped as I tripped on my own feet and fell.

"Are you okay?" DG asked.

"I'm perfect, have fun!" I tossed Gun his keys. "Bye, love you both!" I shut the door and locked it. "Faze one, complete. Now for faze two!"

I ran up stairs and looked up flower shops near his house.

Ring...ring...ring...*click*

"Hello?"

"Hey Jojo Siwa!"

Jordan cackled and I heard him jumping up and down on his trampoline.

"What's up?"

"Well, I started a new operation which I'm calling DGun."

"....huh?" I heard him flip flop to a stop.

"Yup! I was wondering, hey, why do these two guys always act so strange whenever they're together? It all started when I came back from Norway!" I filled him in on my suspicions and he sat in shocked silence.

"...Bitch...no."

"What do you mean no?" I asked as I clicked on a photo of a beautiful and gigantic bouquet of flowers.

"That's not what's happening. Not even close!"

"There's no other explanation!"

"Y-yes there is you dumb bitch!"

"Oh, I gotta go! I found the perfect flower to send DG in Gun's name!"

"YN, NO!"

Click.

I bought it and looked for something to send Gun in DG's name.

"If you're wrong, they're going to kill you..." Sargent Death frowned.

"Why would I be wrong?" I asked as I scrolled.

"She's right. Are you sure about this?"

"You know what, Miss. Grace? I don't have time for your bullshit right now." I waved my hand dismissively at her.

"Don't disrespect me, you dumb bitch. I made you!"

"The fuck are you going to do? I killed you 7 years ago. You're not a ghost, you're just my insecurities." I muttered and blinked. "Oh, this is cute! Gun would love this, he's always buying me shit like this!"

"Um... usually he buys you things that are a bit...smaller."

"I'm with Sargent Death. That's a whole ass 6 foot teddy bear."

"Gun likes his shit extreme. He doesn't get me shit like that because I don't let him."

"It's hard to see Gun liking that bullshit..."

"Yeah. He's gonna be so confused."

"He'll like it because it's from his boyfriend!"

"Are you sure you're not just doing this because you're scared of how much you like Gun?"

"I'll be fine."

"I don't know man..."

"She's right. You still want that bitch's dick."

"That's enough out of both of you. I don't know why you two are even here."

"We only come out when you're overwhelmed."

"Yup. Although you're doing pretty good considering it's only the two of us you let through."

"Goodbye." I rolled my eyes and bought the bear.

UGH, FUCK ME, I CANT KEEP SITTING ON MY ASS LIKE THIS!

Knock knock knock knock.

Dingdong-Dingdong-Dingdong-Dingdong-Dingdong-Dingdong.

I blinked confused but got up to see who was at the door.

Did one of the boys forget something?

I peeked through the hole and was shocked.

I opened it and tilted my head confused.

"Hey kitty! Miss me yet?"