Thomas Sanders Sides OneShots 4

Deranged - Roman & Logan & Virgil & Patton x Water

10:02pm

Enjoy :)

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"THOMAS!" Virgil yelled directly next to Thomas's ear, making the host scream loudly and wobble off the bed from his balanced position on his pinky finger. Shooting up into a standing position, he stared at Virgil wildly.

"Virgil! Why?!"

"Water!" Virgil yelled, slamming his hands on the mattress, only for the springs to spring them back up into his face, efficiently making him slap himself. Twice.

"What?!" Thomas butted in with his butt. Literally. He stuck his butt into the air, looking over his shoulder.

"Woter" Virgil demanded, voice deep, avocados slowly growing on his shoulders. Butt in the air, Thomas waddled down the stairs to get some WOTOR for Virgil who sat on the wall cross legged, staring at the floor with eyes thinning into slits.

Suddenly, the room warped and Virgil found himself in a field, floating above the grass stems.

"WOTAR" Thomas yelled, pouring an ocean amount of water over Virgil's head.

Patton came rowing through the air on a mahogany closet, the doors on the opposite side opening to let Roman fall out of, instead of clothes he had plastic gooogly eyes stuck to his body, a faint smile on his lips as he melted with the ground, disappearing under the grass and dirt.

With a big clap of thunder, Logan arose from a tree not too far away, pairs of pears wobbling on his hands as he held them above his head, lunging with every step he made, face set with a determined expression as his eyes fixated on the ocean Thomas was still pouring on Virgil, watching the fish and giant squids squirm and flop around on the grass that soon turned brown, sucking back into the mud.

Under their feet, the dirt turned to sand. Particles of sand bringing down Patton's floating closet, said side pulling a cord hiddenly attached to his cardigan, a big inflating bouncy ball appearing on his ass as he bounced against the floor, landing in perfect star position as his butt shrunk to normal.

Soon enough, the ocean finished, the sea creatures sucked up into the air from the dark clouds, moistening them up, ready for whatever they had planned. Each side stood in a circle, facing the other, fruits growing on their clothes as they rose their arms, hands outstretched towards the sky.

"Woter, wotar, wotor" they repeated, over and over, getting louder, and louder, and LOUDER

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Suddenly, the sky broke open and berpule coloured water came pouring down, covering the sides and the land around them.

Running around in glee, the sides yelled incoherently, Logan grabbing a doorknob so he could stand on it and float through the air, slurping up the sweet, berpule coloured and scented water.

Patton himself picked up a curtain, using it to carry some of the water for a later date, while Roman out stretched his body, letting himself be encased by the berpule water, gushing through his lungs. He loved every moment. Even when the knives and forks ran across his body, the spoons balancing on his head.

Virgil used a roll of sellotape to stick the water to his body, rolling around in it joyfully.

Over the mountain came a dark figure who held a black umbrella over his top hat covered head, his brown and yellow eyes scanning the land before him. With a sigh, he clicked his fingers, everything vanishing.

Appearing completely fine in the living room, the sides carried on their conversation from a few hours prior, Thomas fast asleep in his bed in the real world.

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*finger guns*

10:39pm