11:28pm
I've been inhaling melted vapour rub for an hour
Trigger warning: mentions of sex
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"Hey, Rem, can I use your phone?" Virgil asked, popping his head through the kitchen doorway. Remy looked up from their pile of food, slurping their Starbucks noisily. "Sure, girl" they replied once swallowing the salivating drink, handing their phone to the side who didn't need to know their password as they didn't have one. While digging into their brunch, they felt two arms slither around their waist, and a head rest on their shoulder. Smirking, Remy nudged down their sunglasses to get a better look at the lying aspect who slowly trailed kisses up their neck.
"If you think I'm about to let you shove your horny dick up my ass, you can think again" they quipped, memories of the many, many rounds they had last night flashing through their mind. All Deceit did was groan in distaste, but he knew his datefriends boundaries, an how uncomfortable they must feel. Promising he would rub some lotion on their ass later, he made himself some coffee while sharing an absentminded conversation with Sleep.
"Oh my GOD!" The two aspects heard a yell from the living room. Curious, they both teleported in, too lazy to walk, spotting the four main sides on the couch, a different type of disgust on each of their faces. Deceit and Remy shared a confused glance, until the latter realised Virgil had their phone, and a grin broke across their face.
Leaning on the coffee table, they looked down at their phone screen, spotting a picture of them, looking quite lewd, Deceit behind them, slamming into their ass. Yes, they took a selfie during sex, might as well remember the best times, right?
"Karma for snooping, bitch" Remy shot at Virgil, scooping up their phone and showing it to Deceit who smirked, curling an arm around Remy's waist.
"Come, I'll help your sore ass, maybe you could give me a blowjob in return"
"UGH! JUST LEAVE!" Roman screeched, covering his ears. By this point, Logan has grabbed Patton and ducked right out of there, leaving Virgil to plug in his earphones and force his eyes to stare at his phone. "Gladly" Remy murmured in response to Deceit, the two leaning into a kiss as they teleported away.
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For some reason, I've really started to like "Off To The Races" by Lana
11:45pm
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Thomas Sanders Sides OneShots 4
FanfictionThe fourth book! Enjoú! ♪(*^^)o∀*∀o(^^*)♪ (Some of the characters I write about - Thomas and his 'sides' - are not mine! They were created by Thomas Sanders who is a YouTuber. If you didn't know that already, I'd suggest you check him out before rea...
