Thomas Sanders Sides OneShots 4

Tell them for me - Patton x Deceit

12:56pm

Brum fans ^^^ throwback amiright

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"Alright, bitches, shut up" Remy made their appearance, right hand in the pocket of their black dungarees, the other holding the Starbucks cup up to their lips so they could sip their sweet sweet coffee. The four sides who were sitting on the couch abruptly stopped their conversation, Virgil even lifted his his hand in a half wave, mumbling a 'Sup, Rem'.

"Nothing much, hun" Remy winked, "now we all know my main hoe Deceit hasn't been around lately, they told me why and they wanted me to tell you, so fucking listen up babes" Logan lifted his glasses up so he could rub his eye, sighing out in exasperation. He thought Roman wore him out - if he tried spending more than five minutes with Remy he was sure to just black out.

Patton, on the other hand, was nervous. He and Deceit were in a relationship - only for a few months, next week will be their fourth month anniversary, so of course Patton was okay with Deceit not telling him everything, and instead confiding in his best friend, Remy, even still he was worried, he had tried seeing Deceit but Remy told him it would be best to leave him alone for a few days - he hoped his Cobra hadn't gotten hurt.

"They needed some time alone to figure things out. Newsflash, they're transgender! Using she/her pronouns. If any of you have a problem, my fist will meet your face. Several continuous times. Got that?" They sipped from their Starbucks cup, eying each of them closely. Roman was first to make a reaction, jumping up from the couch to clap his hands together and squeal.

"That. Is. Adorable!" He breathed deeply through his nose, gazing at Remy intently. "Remy, will you be willing to accompany me to the mall to buy Deceit the BEST clothing?" Remy's jaw slacked in shock that Roman even needed to ask for their permission!

"Of fucking course, girl, I've already ordered Thomas to stay in all day. You, me, mall. One hour" Roman hummed in delight, shouting something about spicing up his look ready to go out as he ran down the hallway to his room.

"Thank you for telling us this, Remy. Please do inform Deceit we all respect her wishes, and accept her for who she is" Logan spoke up next, adjusting his glasses. Remy sent Logan a soft grin, finding that logical nerd always had the right thing to say.

"Done and done" Remy smirked, holding up their phone screen to show the text they had sent Deceit.

"Roman can finally leave me alone and bother Deceit about clothes" Virgil grumbled, but he obviously was happy for Deceit, his attitude entirely focused towards Roman who always has to barge in when he found something new, explicitly asking if it made his butt look big. Because that was exactly what he wanted.

Remy flopped onto the couch between Logan and Patton, hitting the cardigan-clod's back a few times. "Go to her, girl" they urged, returning the smile Patton gave them. The dad-like aspect stood up and walked down the hallway while playing with the sleeve that dangled down his chest. He was joyous for Deceit for figuring out who she was, but he just hoped she wouldn't want to have a break in their relationship - Patton knew he would be lost for awhile without her.

Knocking on the door, he slowly peeked his head in, finding the love of his life sitting on her bed, holding the hat she adores on her lap, gazing down at the velvet black. "Cobra?" Patton murmured, making Deceit look up and bit her lip, silently gesturing for Patton to come in. He did so, quickly crossing the room and taking a seat beside her.

"Hug?" Patton offered, letting Deceit place the hat on the bedside table before hugging Patton tightly. "I'm sorry" Deceit murmured into Patton's shoulder, "it was stupid of me to keep you away...I've missed you" Deceit spoke truthfully, lifting her head back and tucking some of her growing hair behind her ear. It was only the tips that reached, she hoped to grow it much longer, though.

"You needed space, you have nothing to apologise for! I'm so proud of you, Cobra, and it's a good thing I'm pansexual, huh?" Patton giggled, cupping her face. Deceit laughed along with him, leaning up to kiss him gently and briefly.

"Thanks, Marshmallow...why don't we have sex to make up for it" Deceit's voice suddenly fell husky as she pushed Patton down to lay on the bed. The side giggled, but gently wrapped his arms around Deceit's shoulders, smiling apologetically. "I'm sorry, De...I don't want that just yet"

"How disappointing" Deceit obviously lied, sending Patton a smile to show she didn't mean it. Instead, Patton pressed the cushions up against the headboard and leant against them, letting Deceit rest her head on his chest, their eyes locked onto the screen playing a movie they had put on.

"I love you, Cobra"

"I definitely don't love you back, Marshmallow"

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