I was building in ancient times

Chapter 57

Sun Qi was knocked to the ground, and then a stick was knocked over.

Don't look at Granny Liu, a thin old lady, who can knock people with a stick very accurately. On weekdays, when going up and down the mountain, the steps of young people may not be as flexible as her. "Kill you bad consciences!"

" Good peasants don't want to be good farmers, but they learn to be robbers!"

"Hit them!"

What's so scary about these old people, the robbers kill one by one, so as not to cause harm to the village.

The daughter of Uncle Liu and Aunt Qi's family was insulted by the bandits last time. This time, seeing Li Hai's group attacking with knives, her eyes were bleeding with hatred. I couldn't help but feel trembling, took two steps back, and shouted: "Brothers, don't be afraid, it's just a group of old, weak, sick and disabled, beat them.

" "Before Li Hai finished speaking, a bowl of something splashed on the side, and he opened his mouth before he could avoid it, and took a bite of the unknown object.

Li Youqian from the village dug a bucket of dung water from the cesspit, brought it up, and poured it directly on the bandits.

"Ouch—"

"Ah! It stinks to death."

"Who are you!" The

thieves are not used to the smell, and the villagers who carry water and fertilize every day are fearless, covering their noses and doing nothing!

The young man from Shangxi Village rushed over with a few towels and rags between them. The soldiers said that a knife is not afraid of being hard or soft. With a wave of the towel, it caught the knife back and forth, and snatched the knife from the thief's hand. come over.

"Ah, my knife!"

A bandit moved and was about to pick it up. Granny Liu put a cane in front of him. The bandit raised her head in panic, and Granny Sun hit his eyeball with a handful of chili noodles.

Grandma Sun is superstitious. During the Chinese New Year, General Duan asked people to hang peppers on the door, implying prosperity. She especially believed in General Duan. She specially asked for a lot of pepper seeds and red peppers to return to the village. The fiery red peppers were ground into powder and sent In the past, this taste. Grandma Sun has a few gray and black age spots on her face, which can be seen clearly under the sun, her face wrinkled like a dead tree smiled, and said in a hoarse voice, "Let you also feel the joy of the

New Year."

As soon as it blew, the chili noodles flew around, and there was a lot of sneezing and yawning all of a sudden, not to mention that the person who had a wound on his body, when he met the chili pepper, the wound could make people faint.

The bandits from the north of the mountain had never seen such a novel thing as chili peppers, and those who didn't know thought they had been poisoned.

"Ah! My eyes, my eyes!" When Duan

Shubai

's soldier came over on his bicycle, what he saw was the stench mixed with the choking smell of chili, chili powder Combined with dung and water, it is simply a shocking killer.

The soldiers endured the disgusting smell of food, and tied up twenty or thirty robbers one by one with blue faces. The villagers on the side looked very happy, sneezing while crying, and a little injured The wow-wah screams—Grandma Sun's actions hurt one thousand enemies and eight hundred self-damages, and the villagers were also irritated enough by the pepper.

Li Hai, who ate the feces, vomited so much that he was about to vomit bile, and he couldn't feel the burning pain from the cut knife wound on his body.

"Let me drink water, let me drink water!!"

"Ouch..." The

soldiers covered their noses with their hands: "..."

It seems to be a bit too miserable.

Duan Shubai dealt with more than a hundred bandits captured alive on the Lantern Festival in Xinyang City. Liu San and other leaders who took the lead in committing many crimes were directly executed by Duan Shubai. The other hundred people were free of charge. workforce! Their Xinyang City lacks nothing, but people.

Building wharves, building roads, cutting trees and digging stones...which one doesn't need people?

Duan Shubai was sitting on the square table, with his hands resting on his right knee, his long left leg dangling in the air. He knocked on the table quite satisfied, holding the registration book beside him, "Get the Chicken and Duck Factory Let's expand a little too. The two hundred people are divided into some responsible for raising ducks. The little yellow ducks in our Xinyang City are cute and tight. We have to strictly stir the feed every day, and clean their bodies carefully... I will accompany them when the weather is warm. Go play in the water."

"By the way, they need to rebuild a big house, and the excrement in the cage must be cleaned every day, so that they can live comfortably and not get sick. If possible, find a few who can sing and accompany them every day. They quack and sing to keep them in a happy mood."

He squinted his eyes, and the fluffy, round, white and fat appearance of the family appeared in his mind, and he murmured with a pun: "Take them as our ancestors. Serving."

Zhang Changle: "???"

Serving like an ancestor?

General, what we raise is a little yellow duck, not a little yellow fairy.

Duan Shubai propped up the table, and with a strong hand, he bounced into the ground like a bow and arrow. Standing there, he picked up a pen and dipped it in ink to draw on the paper for a while, and said with emotion: "There are still a little less people in the city—"

"General General!!!!" Someone hurriedly came to report from outside the door.

Duan Shubai put down his pen, "What's the matter?"

"Shangxi Village has captured more than 20 bandits, and they have been escorted here."

"????"

Duan Shubai rested his chin, a little shocked, they were short of coolies in Yangcheng, and the village sent over twenty more.

Zhang Changle said: "What's the matter? How did you catch them?"

"They came here to pick quarrels and harass the villagers under Qi Kanghu's order. It is said that Qi Kanghu came up with a plan to send people down the mountain to harass the people, forcing The general was in a state of desperation, but who knew that the villagers of Shangxi Village resisted bravely and captured him alive."

Zhang Changle gave a nod: "Good capture!"

Duan Shubai: "Are there any casualties among the villagers?"

"There are no dead for now . , but a few people were wounded by swords and their lives were in critical condition, others were slightly injured, and now military doctors have been sent to treat them."

Another person came outside the door: "Report! Fuxing Village has also sent a group of bandits. "

Duan Shubai couldn't help smiling: "Good things come in pairs. These bandits are really stealing money."

"Our villagers, you can do it!

" Of course, we have recovered our health in the past few months, and now we are all full of food and drink, and we are finally living a good life. These bandits are still bullying us. The villagers don't pick up their things and fight with them! "

The bandits who went to Fuhang Village were also unlucky. They met Captain Liang Lei and Sister Tingting went home to visit relatives..."

"Wow." Zhang Changle clapped his hands, "This group of people is miserable. When they hit the iron plate, everyone was probably beaten with bruised noses and swollen faces, and they were taught a good lesson."

The first brother who came in to report the letter suppressed a smile and said: "The group in Shangxi Village is even worse. The villagers serve the excrement, water and chili powder together. The feces and urine were poured over, and he still opened his mouth. In that scene, he drank several mouthfuls of feces, and then the wound was soaked in chili powder, miserable—"

Duan Shubai: "..."

Zhang Changle: "... "The

little brother's description is very graphic, vivid and interesting, and it sounds very miserable.

"Hahahaha." Duan Shubai couldn't help laughing, clapped his hands and said happily: "It sounds like everyone is very smart and brave. Well done, you must encourage them well. The enemy is coming, and they will beat you to death."

Duan Shubai decided To encourage this spirit of heroic resistance, take a brush and personally write the four characters "Fight Bandits and Eliminate Evil", and write two silk banners and send them to the village chiefs of Fuhang Village and Shangxi Village, and let them hang them at the entrance of the village. funding encouragement.

In addition to sending pennants, they also sent pensions to appease the injured, and sent doctors to deliver medicinal materials. Some of them had injured legs and could not move. Let them come to work in Xinyang City in the future to ensure that they have no worries.

Duan Shubai's pennant was sent to the village, the villagers were so happy!

Fighting bandits and eradicating evil villages, the general's calligraphy!

"Our village is really glorious!!!"

"The general's calligraphy, I must touch it."

"The bandits who killed a thousand swords come again, and we must beat them out of the village!"

"The people in our village are amazing."

"Just now Talk to the uncles in the next village, they all envy us!"

"Grandma Sun, next time you sprinkle chili powder, you must tell us first!"

"Hahahaha..."

... The

two villages won the pennant, and the surrounding villages were very envious. In addition, Duan Shubai issued another regulation, and rewarded the village with a tael of silver if a bandit was caught and sent there!

The money is still secondary, the important thing is that they want to fight the bandits! They also get the general's calligraphy.

It is rare for the villages near Xinyang City to have the desire to expect the bandits to come. In order to welcome the bandits, they have made complete preparations in advance, readying knives, guns and sticks in the house. They used this method to trap and greet them, and found out how the bandits would pass on information...

People from several villages held a meeting, and the discussion was in full swing. The villagers who used to be afraid of bandits burning, killing, and looting wished for bandits to come and commit murder. They must teach the bandits a lesson. After a meal, they also want to be bandit heroes! !

"Ayu, you will patrol the east side of the village from now on. Whenever you see someone who is not good, you will beat the gongs and drums."

"My house is at the entrance of the village. I have prepared chili water. When they come, let them look good!

" It 's a trap."

"If they dare to come here to do things, they will never come back!"

The wisdom of the crowd is infinite, and after taking precautions, the bandits who came to make trouble afterward were so miserable that it was beyond description. A beating is enough, but they will be escorted to labor reform for ideological and political brainwashing.

The group of people sent by Qi Kanghu ended up just like the calabash baby saving grandpa, sending them off one by one!

Qi Kanghu originally thought that the first two defeats might be due to a hard-headed encounter. It is impossible for every village to be prepared and bully a few villagers. He found that things were not as simple as he imagined.

"Bastard!" Qi Kanghu smashed his cup and jumped into a rage.