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Incorrect Quotes

Made on: 20th of March 2021
Published: 22nd of March 2021

This star ( 💫) will be at the quotes I made up

This is basically a filler chapter, because I've been feeling ✨unmotivated✨ for the last three days.

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Dream: I saw that my two boyfriends George and Sapnap were hugging each other.

Dream: And then I looked closer and they were actually choking each other. And well, that makes alot more sense.

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Tommy: aside from me, who's the funniest person you know?

Tubbo: this isn't a trick question is it? you're not going to get angry?

Tommy: no, of course not!

Tubbo: fine, it's Ranboo.

[later that day]

Ranboo: *walks in, nodding* Tommy.

Tommy: oh, hello home wrecker

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What people see Tubbo as: Little baby boy, i am baby, no one can hurt me, bee boy, harmless preschooler

Canon Tubbo: I responsible of war crime, and making Tommy breathen't.

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Ranboo: You are not my little pogchamp.
You're not even my little peepohappy.
You're nothing to me.

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Quackity who's the more clingy one?

Tommy, sitting on Tubbo's lap, with his arms wrapped around his neck and holding his hand endearingly: Tubbo, obviously.

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Ranboo, after being invited into the Butcher Army: the horse girls are trying to recruit me

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tubbo, at a café: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, 7 espresso shots?

tommy, next in line: what the fuck, you know I have drugs right?

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bee n boo: babe but platonically

karlnapity: bro but romantically

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Wilbur: *loses Tommy in a crowd*

Wilbur: finally

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Dream: I'm going to bed, don't do murders

George & Sapnap: Finnnneeeee

Bad: I'm gonna make muffins for everyone with poison! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Dream: Technically murder, but since it's Bad I'll let it slide.

George & Sapnap: WHATTTT

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quackity: what's the word for horny?

quackity: but not in a sexual way! Like, I'm horny for Halloween but like, I don't want to fuck a pumpkin. You feel?

dream:

dream: do you mean excited..?

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sapnap: so, are you two dating now?

dream and george: Yes.

sapnap: why?

george: I happen to find dream very appealing.

sapnap: yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with dream's head.

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Tommy: I always sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Techno: weak. I sleep with a gun.

George: You're both pathetic.

Tommy: Really? What do you sleep with?

George: Dream.

Techno and Tommy, slowly looking at each other: that's fair

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tubbo: hi welcome to applebees, would you like apples or bees?

ranboo: b-bees?

tubbo: HE HAS SELECTED THE B E E S

ranboo: w-wait-

tommy: *walks in shaking a jar full of bees*

ranboo: WAIT-

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Tubbo: change is inedible.

Ranboo: for the last god damn time Tubbo, NO FORM OF CHANGE IS EDIBLE. NOT QUARTERS, NOT PENNIES, NOT DIMES. SPIT IT OUT TUBBO.

Tubbo, spitting out dimes: what about nickels?

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Tommy: Hey Tubbo, I think Wilbur mixed up our lunch boxes. Look.

Tommy: *shows a paper with "I love you so much <3" written on it.*

Tubbo: Oh, that explains this.

Tubbo: *shows a second paper with "Please be good. For the love of God, be good" written on it.*

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Store Worker: could Mr. Dream WasTaken please report to the front reception?

Dream, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points towards Sapnap and George sitting next to the desk pouting* I believe they belong to you?

Sapnap & George: *simultaneously* we got lost :(

Dream: I didn't even bring you here with me-

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Techno: I am a rubber chicken and god is a 19 year old viner throwing me off buildings and beating me with unusual objects to make me scream for the enjoyment of his followers

Dream: mood

Ranboo: *visibly shaking* w-what does that mean?!

Word Count: 645

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