Preference - Your Inside Joke

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Max Verstappen
"I can't wait until we're married."
It's a joke between you and Max that goes back about three years. You were doing absolutely nothing and he just said "On your wedding day everyone is gonna know you're getting laid that night." and so the joke was born. It's not a good one but it's amusing seeing people being like "Aw that's so cute! They're really in love" and you are but there is a little joke slipped in there.

Charles Leclerc
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir."
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi"
This joke is because you were singing the iconic song called Moulin Rouge and you didn't know what it meant so you said the lyrics to Charles. He went a very deep red and asked how long you've been learning French. The disappointment on his face when you told him you just didn't know what it meant was vivid. He sighed. "It means 'come into bed with me'" he said. You nod. "Well, voulez vous coucher avec moi Charles."

Lance Stroll
"No coronas on this trip."
You always say it. It's because when you and Lance went on a trip together, he had mistaken you for someone else. You were bringing him back to the hotel and he drank a lot of corona so he was obviously quite drunk. You put him on the bed and he asked for a kiss so you placed one of his cheek. When you pulled away his eyes went wide. "What?" he got up. "I'm sorry if I led you on that way but I have a girlfriend called Y/n and I love her with everything I have so I'm sorry." and he walked out only to come back a few minutes later. "Baby. A girl kissed my forehead and she wasn't you. I love you an dim sorry." you were on the bed laughing and recording. You'd been recording since he began talking about you not being his girlfriend so you had proof of what happened when he woke up very hungover the next morning.

Alexander Albon
"Jokes from movies. You don't know when this started but its been your thing. He'll quite a movie and you had to say which movie it was from. Sometimes it goes on and on but you'll eventually stop.... until you get bored in the garage and drive the engineers and people around you so mad that they'll start considering retirement.

George Russell
"Red" this won't make sense but its become some form of a joke. During one of George's streams, you decided to partake in a thing you saw on tiktok. The challenge was to send your partner a steamy text or photo so you did it and recorded his reaction so you had to watch the stream. You sent a text followed by a picture of you in lingerie. The text read "finish the stream and come back to bed😉 someone is missing you." He began stuttering and fidgeting. You dressed into your pyjamas and walk into the stream room with a smirk. "Hi darling." he says. You sit down next to him and place your hand on his shoulder. "Oh my. You're so red. Is it warm in here or?" "Leave. Me. Alone. Let. Me. Stream." "Ooh. Someone's in a mood. Would you like a free therapy session from your chat? I'm sure they'd love to hear why youre so upset."

Lando Norris
You and Lando have too many inside jokes but your favourite one is "Check yourself before you Shrek yourself." There's no logical reasoning behind it you and Lando love the movie and it rhymed with check so you would say that to him before the start of every race. Like I said, no ligical reasoning, it's just Shrek.

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