F2 Preferences - Inside Joke

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Mick Schumacher
"Butterflies"
Mick was about to be announced as the new Alfa Romeo driver for the next season of formula one. He was pacing, mumbling, basically doing anything he possibly could to take his mind off of the stressful yet exciting announcement. You sat watching him with concern growing for him too. "You okay?" He nods quickly and rubs his chin. "I know you're not Mick." He stops in his tracks and throws his arms up in the air. "Obviously. It's a big moment. What if I don't live up to my name? What if I don't do what people expect of me? What if I let them all down?" You get up and give him a hug. "You need to stop thinking about everyone else and think of you." "Okay, what if I let myself down?" You slap his chest playfully. "You now that's not what I meant. I'm being serious though. You just have Butterflies. You'll be absolutely fi-" "Oh my god!" You look to see what Mick jumped at and see a butterfly. "You're scared of Butterflies?" You say, raising a brow. "No! I just got startled by it." "Mick! We need you for the conference now!" Mick's breath hitched and you gave him a calming look. "You'll do great. Remember, it's just Butterflies."

Callum Ilott
"WAP"
Okay the explanation is a lot less dirty than you think. Callum was doing an Instagram live and he was asked to do the whisper challenge by multiple fans but you were the only other person in the house so he called you to help. "Right. Who's playlist are we listening to?" he asked. You had very different music tastes and you didn't want to listen to his music. "Just throw on top 50 of this week or something." You said pressing onto the playlist. "Can you hear me?" "Can you please me?" you shake y oh r head and lift one of the headphones. "No. Are you ready?" he nodded. As you were talking, he was laughing. You thought it was because he didn't understand and found it funny but he took his headphones off and held his head in his hands laughing hysterically. "You can't take your headphones off yet!" you protested. "No please, I can't. It's too much." You furrow your eyebrows. "Are you trying to tell me something with that song?" The confusion grew and you looked at the song playing making your eyes widen. "Oh shit! Oh my god. No! I jut pressed shuffle." You were now just laughing messes at this point and the fans were still really confused but you refused to say what happened so now, this is sorta your inside joke, you use it everywhere. It doesn't matter where you are or what you are doing, you'll just say it randomly and it never fails to make each other laugh.

Jack Aitken
"The idiot chicken across the road."
You were just texting and you decided to send him a joke.

Hey Jack
Why did the chicken cross
the road?

Idk
Tell me why the chicken crossed the road

To get to the idiots house
Knock knock

Makes no sense but k
Who's there?

The chicken

You didn't receive a text back from him afterwards so you just went back to scrolling through Instagram and see that a few of the F2 drivers posted things on their story. You open the stories and its Jack looking very confused and everyone else laughing. "I don't get it!" he laughed in confusión. "How do you not get that?! That's a brilliant joke though. Jesus christ." Callum says zooming into the phone screen of Jack to see your conversation. You decide to pay him a visit and walk over to where they all were and see Jack still confused. "Y/n! Explain the joke!" He said as everyone's laughs grew more and mór é hysterical by the second. "I said the chicken crossed the road to knock on the idiots door." he nodded. "and when I said knock knock I said it was the chicken." he still looked confused. "Babe! I called you an idiot!"

Marino Sato
"Alien"
You were at the shop and you were both super hyper from laughing so much. You both decided to go and buy racing cars just for a joke and that's how you ended up there. You ça me across baby dolls and pointed out how funny some of the faces looked. You came across one who's head was shaped like an egg. Marino grabbed the head laughing. "Oh look. An alien" he pulled it and you pulled it the opposite way, making the head just pop right off. You erupted into laughter, dropping the toys you had in your hand already. "Fix it! Someone is coming quick!"

Guanyo Zhou
"Freddie Mercury could never"
You were in the car listening to Queen and you accidentally hit a really high note. You both looked at eachother and my god he hyped you up. "She just did that! Freddie Mercury could neverrrr" he said in a sarcastic, sassy tone. "Oh shut up! I didn't even mean to hit that note. How the hell did I do that?!"

Marcus Armstrong
"So much for Armstrong."
Marcus had always been going to the gym and you felt lonely while he was gone so you decided to go to his gym and do your own little training and by that, watch him an dhís trainer do all the work. You would join in every so often like for mini skipping competitions or something fun, otherwise you'll be sitting on the side watching him. One day while you were minding your own business, Marcus called you out. "Since you are oh so fit, do deadlifts. We'll hold them for the first few reps and then let go. If you need help, ask for it and we'll help you." you nodded and slowly walked towards the bar. You did them, not needing help after a bit and you jumped up, fresh as a daisy. "Alright Armstrong. Done. Accomplished. Finished. I. am. the. alpha. in. this. relationship." He wasn't having that though so he told his trainer to add on a few kgs since it was "too light". His trainer helped him for the first two reps before letting him go to do it himself and failing. "Oh wait shit!" his trainer jumped in and grabbed the weights and taking them from him. You were in a fit of laughter. "What's so funny?" he asked. "Your name is Marcus Armstrong and you can't lift-" you couldn't even finish your sentence you were laughing so much and so, that's been the inside joke.

Yuki Tsunado
"Siri needs to mind her business."
You were sitting on the couch while Yuki was in the kitchen making dinner. You offered to help but he insisted he would cook since you were on your time of the month. You became thirsty and needed a drink. "Hey Yuki." you called. He looked up as you walked towards him. "Can I get a drink please? Since you won't let me in the kitchen." he nodded and turned around. "Sorry, I don't understand" You lifted your phone to see Siri speaking but you hadn't said her name. "No Siri. I said Yuki." you mumble. "Yeah Siri. Mind yo damn business." he said in a sassy tone, warning a laugh from you. "She really does need to mind it."

Christian Lungaard
"Dancing Queen"
You had gone out to get shopping but when you returned, you heard Christian singing in the bathroom. You crept up the tairs with your phone out to record him, holding in a laugh. "You can Dnace! You can jive! Having the time of your life!" he sang. "Ooh. See that girl! Watch that scene! Digging the-" you jumped through the door and sang "Dancing Queen!" he jumped, letting out a yelp. He put his hands on his knees getting his breath back as you watched on recording and laughing. So now, this is his nickname.

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