F3 Preferences - Pick Up Lines

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Jake Hughes
*you on ft with someone*
"Hey babe? Are you a marshmallow because you are sweet, thick and leave a nice taste in my mouth."
*mortified look*
"Jake... I'm on face time with your mother..."
"Oh shit. Hi mum!"

Oscar Piastri
"You're that nothing when people ask me what I'm thinking about."
"Sooooo... I'm basically nothing to to you?"
"I tried to be cute."
"You got cancelled."
"Alright ill get my stuff."
"Nooooo! Piastri don't gooooo!"

Logan Sargeant
"You are never on top of things!"
"I am always on top of things!"
*silence*
"Would you like to be one of them?"
"Logan Sargeant! Get out of my house!"

Liam Lawson
*was on twitch when ppl kept asking about you. *
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
*Watching it live and shouting in from your bedroom*
"LIAM LAWSON YOU FUCKING ANGEL! YOU ARE KILLING ME!"
"Darling? Cna I get some dinner pretty please?"
"he didn't even hear what I said..."

Max Fewtrel
"When God invented beauty, he was inspired by you."
"Oh.my.god. You really out here trying to kill me huh?"
"It wasn't the plan bit it iiiis what it iiiis."
"I shouldn't have showed you that même smh."

Sophia Floersch
"Ich würde gerne der Grund für deine schlaflose Nacht sein."
"..."
"..."
"Google-"
"You seriously don't know what it means?"
"Nope."
"Do you not listen to me when I try to teach you German?"
"I only need to know three words."
"And what are they?"
"Ich liebe dich."
"I was supposed to be the one with the pickup lines..."
(also good luck to Sophia for her race this week at Paul Ricard)

Paul Aron
*on Instagram live and gets a question about Disney land and Paul jumps in*
"Have you heard Disney land have a 20% off on tickets? Erm-"
"They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you."
"Paul! Oh my god that's adorable! Chat! Look at how cute my boyfriend is!"
"Oh shit you're live..."
"And you aren't watching my livestream..."

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