Sanders Sides Boiz Oneshots

Happy Valentine's, Love [LAMP + D]

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Request by Pengi11! This is the last one. Wow.... that took forever! I'm sorry for taking so long!

STORYTIME!!

Deceit sat on his own on Valentine's Day. He didn't deserve to be with the others today. He's just a monster, no matter how hard he tries to be accepted as apart of the group. Deceit held a white Lilly in his hand, twirling the stem between his yellow gloved fingers. He let out a long sigh, listening to the silence of the world around him. He was in a dream instead of his room. He would prefer not to go back to the dark side of the mind. There was a slight breeze and the dream was almost completely empty. All there was in there was a green grassy ground, a blue cloudless sky, and whatever Deceit decided to conjure for himself. It had to be very early morning. Thomas was still asleep. He was probably going to camp out the whole day in here because this dream was like a sandbox G Mod server, he could do anything. Well, anything except get the company he wanted.

"Hey Deceit? Are you In here?"

Patton? Doesn't he normally sleep in the longest out of the Sides? Strike that, Roman sleeps the longest because he needs his quote unquote 'beauty rest'. That or he was up all night fighting off monsters in the Imagination. Regardless, the question still stands. Why was Patton here? Deceit wipee his eyes, just in case any tears were there. He wasn't exactly sure. Deceit faced Patton as he instantly became 110% happier at seeing his face. Patton instantly enveloped him into a big warm hug. Deceit was thrown into surprise and shock from the gesture as Patton's singsong voice rang out Words he never expected to be directed towards him.

"Happy Valentine's Day! Why are you over here? Everybody is in the family room preparing a giant Valentine's Lunch!"

Deceit felt himself growing heavily emotional. Don't worry, he can lie about being okay. That's his entire character anyways. Deceit stayed silent, leaning back into Patton. He really needed a hug right now. He let his hands lace with Patton's, which were draped over his shoulders. Patton took this as a signal that he needed to be around the people he loves. Yes, that means we are switching over to Patton's perspective. Patton made a small game plan in his head. He had to get Deceit to the family room with everyone else. He needs to be showered with love and attention. If it still just him then false accusations and cognitive whatsits that Logan explained in his debate with Virgil would start to get to Deceit. Patton eased him up slowly, using his own hands to guide him. Once Deceit was on his own two feet, Patton flashed his warmest and sweetest smile towards his snek lover.

"Come on! Let's go meet everyone in the mind palace!"

Meanwhile, Logan Roman And Virgil we're all doing different things to make this giant feast perfect for the five lovers. They all accepted that Deceit was probably asleep or playing around with his pet snakes and they were okay with it. Deceit has been working hard to get better and has had to do a lot with secrets recently. He deserved to take the break. Virgil was setting up the table and making it perfect. He had little heart decorations and a red tablecloth, curtosey of Roman, to work with however was visually appealing to him. Virgil was the Aesthetic Guy Tm. Roman was cooking up a fancy broccoli and Asiago risotto with lobster tail and was managing some cheddar and garlic biscuits baking in the overn under the stovetop. While he was working on side dishes, Logan was searing enough steaks for everyone while he steamed assorted vegetables. By asorted vegetables he means peas, corn, and brussel sprouts. Vegetables are ignorant, even to figments of the mind. It was Virgil who noticed Patton walking back into the room, Leading Deceit in by the hand. Deceit's smile was obviously fake. Patton's was brig and cheery as ever. Nobody can ruin his Valentine's with his amazing boyfriends.

"We're here! Is there anything we can do to help?"

Roman raised his hand, stirring the cheesy rice. He stepped off to the side and instantly Patton got the gist. Normally, he was in charge of the biscuits. It was easy. Just take them out when they were done and cost them with garlic butter. Perfect job for someone with no attention span whatsoever. Patton Rushed into the kitchen and conjured his kitten and puppy paw print potholders and he pulled the six biscuits out of the oven. You can't just bake five biscuits! Virgil and Roman can fight for the last biscuit like normal. Everyone knows Logan's going to steal it when nobody is looking anyways.

"Deceit, could you be a darling and help me with the veggies? I'm afraid I'm a bit too occupied with the filet Minton to remove them from the water and turn off the flame."

Logan's voice cut through the bust atmosphere. Deceit was thrown out of his own head and he hurried into the kitchen, pushing between both the backsides of Logan and Patton. Virgil was lucky he wasn't in the kitchen right now. Deceit turned off the natural gas flame of the stovetop (just the portion with the veggies. If he did it for all the quadrants then Roman would be pissed as hell) and took some potholders he found on the counter and used them to take the veggies off and set that container on another potholder. The third one he had to conjure, since they weren't the stolen paw print ones from Patton. Deceit did as he was told and slithered away from the kitchen and over towards Virgil, who was deciding what to put in the centerpiece. He had a rose of five different colors, one for each of them, yet it seemed like it was missing something.

 Deceit conjured five of those little balloons on sticks and placed them in there. Each of them had a different image representing who everyone was. The light blue one with the puppy was Patton's. The purple one with the music note was Virgil's. The dark blue one with the rubik's cube Was Logan's. The red one with the crown was obviously Roman's. The last one was a yellow heart balloon with a snake. That was his. Virgil looked at it a moment before a small smile finally spread on those lips of his. For a final touch he added some small lavenders on the sides of the centerpiece and called it a day. That's exactly when everyone's fsvoeite song bird sang out the words that everyone was anxiously awaiting to hear.

"Alright boys~ Lunch is served! Make your own plates!"

Roman, Virgil, and Patton dashed for plates to get the first helpsing of whatever they wanted. It was just like Thanksgiving. Deceit decided to wait, letting them grab what they want. Logan had the same idea. Great minds really do think alike. Logan let out a long sigh and stood right next to Deceit, lovingly staring at his boyfriends before looking at Deceit square in the eyes. His face grew more serious.

"We love you, Deceit. You are a part of us. You should never have to feel as though we don't care about you."

And all was right with the world. Deceit took Logan into a quick hug and took him in for a quick kiss. He really needed to hear that. He really did. Now.... he should probably get himself some food before the risotto is all gone and that extra biscuit is gone.

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It's eleven at night. I was determined to finish this in time for Valentine's Day. Y'all deserve it.

YOU👏ARE👏LOVED👏I👏PROMISE

~Eva