Joshaya one shots

Dont Have A Cow

5/10
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Maya could think back to a lot of moments where her and Riley had gotten themselves in trouble. A lot of moments where she had caused a whole lot of chaos for the both of them. A whole lot of moments where she had been the reason Riley had gotten grounded or certain privileges taken away.

There was very rare moments that it was Riley's fault they got themselves into a situation. Very rare when she was the one that caused the chaos. Very rare when Maya knew that she was about to lose her life from the very people that had saved it because Riley was the one that had gotten them into trouble.

Even when Maya thought back to all the moments in her life that she had caused Riley and herself to get into so much trouble. This. This. Really had to take the cake.

"You- why- how-!?" Maya couldn't form words as she stared on at her best friends kitchen, where her best friend was currently standing beside a cow. A literal cow.

"Please don't freak out!" Riley exclaimed as she was holding onto the end of a rope that had been tied around the cow's neck. The cow standing beside her.

"Riley- you- there's- what did you do!?!" Maya exclaimed as she walked further into the living room of the Matthews apartment and stopped just at the end of the couch where she continued to stare on at the scene in front of her.

"They were going to slaughter it, Maya! The farmer told Lucas that he was planning on sending it off first chance he got!" Riley told her. Maya's eyes became bigger.

"You stole a cow!?!" She exclaimed. Riley looked over at the cow and then back at her best friend.

"Well- I guess- technically..." she trialed off. "I couldn't just leave him! He was standing there looking all sad, like he knew what was going to happen to him." Riley whined.

"How did you even get him into the elevator?!" Maya asked, her voice sounding faint now.

"Oh don't be stupid, Maya. I took him up the stairwell." Riley said. This was it. This was the moment that Riley Matthews had finally cracked.

"The stairwell is even more narrow than the freaking elevator!" Maya exclaimed.

"Look, mom and dad will be home any minute and I've got to get him out of here before they see!" Riley said. "I need your help getting him to my room." Maya snorted.

"And where are you planning getting him out from? The fire escape!" She yelled sarcastically.

The door opened and both girls snapped their heads towards the front door with wide eyes. If it were Cory, they may still be able to get out of it. But if it was Topanga, well, Maya just figured she would bend over and kiss her ass goodbye.

But thankfully it was neither, as Farkle and Smackle had made their way into the living room without knocking.

"Hey you left the door cracked so we figured we would-"

Farkle stopped mid sentence and stared. His mouth came slightly open and Smackle took her glasses off, rubbed them, then put them back on her face before she allowed herself to look as shocked as her boyfriend.

"Holy cow!" Smackle exclaimed. Riley glared and Maya rolled her eyes.

"There's a cow in your kitchen!" Farkle exclaimed.

"Nah shit, Sherlock." Maya stated as she ran a hand through her hair, becoming more and more stressed at the moment.

"How did you get a cow in here?!" Smackle asked.