Prehistoric Chef

Chapter 68 Xiao Ming Stop Going Around My Ass!

Landa was squatting in front of the bamboo screen with his chin propped up, and Sado leaned over to ask curiously, "Landa, what are you looking at?"

"Did you hear Brother Xiao Ming's cry last night?" Really curious.

Saduo nodded, his face was a bit tangled, and he whispered, "Did you say that Bujia beat Xiao Ming last night?"

"Should..." Landa thought about how his brother treated Xiao Ming, shook his head decisively, and said "Sado, will you hit me?"

Sado shook his head quickly, and said nervously, "Landa, I won't hit you!"

"Then my brother won't hit Xiao Ming either!" Landa propped his chin and asked curiously "What happened to Brother Ming last night? Why don't you get up now?"

"Didn't Bujia say that Brother Ming didn't sleep well last night, Landa, are you hungry?" Sado scratched his head and asked.

Landa rubbed her belly, Gao Ming rested, Qi and Xiaohe made breakfast, and Gao Ming's appetite was fed by drinking light vegetable soup and nibbling on barbecue, which was tasteless. Buga Shilinzi went out to hunt, and Landa Sado stayed in the cave to guard it, while Qi and Xiaohe basked in the sun outside. "Sado, you said I'll go in and see brother Ming, my brother won't hit me, right?"

Sado said with a stern face, "You'd better not go, I'll make you something to eat." He knew Lan Da eats a lot now, he must be hungry after eating in the morning.

"Sado, you're so kind!" Landa bared her canine teeth and smiled childishly, asking curiously, "What would you do?" He hadn't eaten anything made by Sado.

Sado was considered a young decathlete in the cave before. He was good at hunting, cooking, and tanning leather. But this time cooking for Landa, Saduo was nervous, thinking about his superb cooking skills, and planned to make pork soup.

Landa sat by the stove adding firewood. The lard melted in the iron pan, and the chopped garlic sprouts were poured into the pan. The oil splashed everywhere. Saduo threw a handful of dried chilies in a hurry, frying the wooden spatula back and forth, sizzling There was a sound, Sado's nervous forehead was sweating, and the cut wild pork was poured into the pot, and the sound was even louder.

Xiaohe heard the sound outside the cave, ran in curiously, saw the looming dimples, and asked, "Brother Saduo, do you want to help?" Saduo hurriedly

stir-fried the meat in the pot, wiped his sweat with one hand and said, "No, I can do it." After the meat was cooked, water was added and the pot was covered, Sado sat on the wooden bench.

Landa helped Saduo wipe off his sweat, and said with a smile, "Sado is so powerful, I can already smell the fragrance!"

"Really?" Saduo looked at Landa suspiciously, moved his nose and said, "I Why didn't you smell it?"

"Yes, yes!" Landa interrupted with a smile, "Xiaohe, where's sister Qi?" When the entrance of the

cave was dark, Qi came in with rhubarb in her arms, and said with a smile: "Xiao Ming Haven't gotten up yet?"

Landa Sado, Xiaohe and the three turned their heads to look at the bamboo screen together, only to see the bamboo screen move, and Landa's eyes lit up. Gao Ming woke up early when Sado was cooking. It was embarrassing and embarrassing to toss and turn on the bed. He held the screen and looked through the cracks for a long time, but he couldn't see anything at all. He only heard Landa's voice. Cautiously lowered his waist, the screen moved, now he can't pretend he didn't wake up!

Clutching his waist and putting on his leather jacket, Gao Ming pushed away the screen, smiled awkwardly, and pretended to be calm and said, "What is cooking in the pot smells so good!"

Landa stared at Gao Ming, leaned over curiously and said, "Brother Xiao Ming, you Today is weird!" The

little brat has such good eyesight? ! Gao Ming looked at Landa suspiciously, and said righteously, "Maybe I didn't sleep well last night, so it's strange that I look bad today." After yawning, Gao Ming covered his mouth and said quickly, "I'll go wash up first. , Sa Duo will leave a copy for me when I'm ready!" He took a few steps and went out with a bamboo tube and an iron basin.

Landa stared at Gao Ming's hurried back, looked at Xiao He, and asked curiously: "Did you notice that Brother Xiao Ming seems to have some problems walking?

" "It's weird."

Qi suddenly realized, and said with a cheerful smile, "Xiao Ming and Bu Jia are going to hold a wedding too!"

Landa's head lighted up, suddenly she seemed to know why Gao Ming screamed last night. When Landa was young, whenever a man fucked a woman in the cave, it seemed that the woman would scream, and it was strange to walk the next day. At this moment, Landa understood that his brother must have slept with Brother Xiao Ming last night, but what did the man and the man do? Landa glanced at Sado indiscriminately, thinking about when to ask his brother about it.

Xiaohe and Sado looked stunned, not understanding why Qi suddenly said that!

Gao Ming held his butt and stood up with difficulty. Last night, Bujia was like crazy. He couldn't listen to the words at all. He was already screaming in pain, and his mother's speed didn't slow down at all! Don't fall into my hands next time, hum! After pouring water and holding an iron basin and bamboo tube, Gao Ming saw everyone staring at him as soon as he entered the cave.

"Brother Xiao Ming, are you going to get married?" Xiao He's dimples flashed, very innocent.

Gao Ming put down the iron basin, took the rhubarb in Qi's hand, and said, "We're getting married." Even though he didn't come according to his plan last night, he really cared about Bujia, and Bujia treated him the same way. This ceremony fulfilled a dream he dared not dream of in modern times. There are always times when such things turn around for elders, so don't rush and take your time. He likes Buga and doesn't care about these things. Of course, his skills are the best.

Several people in the cave started discussing clothes and tidying up in full swing. Qi even wanted to make a head curtain for Gao Ming when she got married. It's enough to wear a neat dress." God's authentication is enough, thinking of Gao Ming feels a little sad, he has always wanted to bring the man he likes to see his master, and kowtow three times to the master in a proper manner, so that the master Let me say hello, this wish is hard to come true in this life, and I don't know if Master and Madam are in good health? Will Xiao Le still be so naughty and love to eat! ?

Landa saw that Gao Ming looked down, and asked in a low voice, "Brother Xiao Ming, what's wrong with you?"

"I miss my relatives." For him, the master is his relatives. Seeing everyone looking at him, Gao Ming smiled and said: "Now you are my relatives, Landa will give me a good gift on the wedding day!" Gao Ming teased Landa, but Landa nodded seriously, and said firmly: "Brother Xiaoming, you rest assured!"

The rhubarb in his arms snorted softly, with a milky voice, Gao Ming stroked his hair, and said, "Dear rhubarb! Are you hungry? Let's drink some broth!"

The wild pork in the pot was almost stewed, Gao Ming I scooped a spoonful on the red shell with a big spoon. The broth without salt is good enough to feed. Since the rhubarb was brought back by him, his body has been weak. The first sip of milk is full of black fruit powder mixed with bone soup. These days, it is the soup for boiling meat, and it is just poured in without salt.

"When will Qi's baby be born?" Gao Ming asked. He can't count the days, Qi's baby needs to be prepared in advance, it's best to catch a pregnant bleat, so that it can drink goat's milk when it is born, but it can't be so casual like rhubarb.

Qi thought for a while, and said: "The leaves are turning yellow, when the snow season is coming." Her eyes were heavy, her first child just failed to survive the snow season, and now this little boy is in the snow season...

"Then We will prepare for it in autumn." Gao Ming saw Qi's worry, and hurriedly said: "Let's pick more black fruits and get more skins, and the child will be safe and healthy." After thinking about it, he added: "Qi , you know how to recognize herbs, and if you go up the mountain, prepare more." He has experienced it in the snow season. Even if there are two stoves in the cave, curtains are always hung to ventilate during the smoky daytime, and it is very cold at night. My child Even if you are afraid of catching a cold if you are tightly wrapped, it is better to carry some medicine.

The soup in the red shell had already cooled down. Gao Ming was feeding the rhubarb soup with a small spoon specially used for rhubarb. Sado was salting the broth in the pot. Several people in the pot of broth drank some.

There is chili in the soup, rhubarb stopped drinking after two sips, it looks uncomfortable. Gao Ming patted his forehead and blamed him for not coming in because he was too busy chatting, so he quickly poured water to replace it, and fed two or three mouthfuls of rhubarb before he felt better.

"Rhubarb is so weak!" Gao Ming held Rhubarb's front paws and said, "I'm still waiting for you to take care of the nursing home!" ?

Sado handed the bowl to Gao Ming, Gao Ming saw a few peppers floating in the bowl, and the big piece of meat, thinking about his ass, and seeing Sado's sincere eyes, he gritted his teeth After eating the soup, he said, "You must try the one made by Sado!" Just now he asked Sado to keep a bowl, but now he can't justify his refusal.

Landa drank the broth and smacked his mouth, boasting that the stewed Sado was delicious, Gao Ming took a sip, the taste was slightly spicy and the meat was not greasy, so there should be no problem!

After drinking a bowl of soup, Gao Ming felt refreshed. He felt that the taste was mildly spicy, so there should be no problem. It turned out that he was simply too naive. It won't be easy until later.

He hurriedly went to the toilet, Gao Ming squatted in the toilet wanting to cry without tears, the chrysanthemum hurt so much, I don't know if it was broken!

The few people who went up the mountain to hunt lived up to expectations, they carried all Gu Gu in their hands, and the three of them added up to seven or eight. Thinking of yesterday's beggar Gu Gu, it was so delicious, Qi and Xiaohe were nagging about it before going to bed last night , Linzi and Dashi went up the mountain this time just to googoo, but Bujia didn't want Gao Ming to be too tired, but the big guys were all caught, so they had to help when they were doing it.

After entering the cave, he turned around and didn't see Gao Ming, so Bujia asked, "Where's Xiao Ming?"

"Brother Xiao Ming hasn't come out after going to the toilet for a long time—" Bujia went out before Landa finished speaking.

When Gao Ming heard the footsteps, he suppressed his face and said weakly, "There is someone inside!"

"Xiao Ming, what's wrong with you?" Bu Jia stood outside the wooden fence and looked in.

Gao Ming's face was about to explode, and he quickly shouted: "Go away! Don't look! I'll go out as soon as I'm free!" Seeing that Bujia was still looking in, Gao Ming said again in a high-pitched voice. He took two steps back and stood outside.

Gao Ming came out with the help of the wall, his legs were weak, his whole intuition was transferred to the chrysanthemum, a bowl of broth is really cheating!

When Bujia saw it, he quickly supported him, and worried: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, the broth has spicy peppers, I can't eat it now." Gao Ming didn't want to dwell on the topic of his chrysanthemum, so he changed the topic and said, "What did you catch today?" Said: "Isn't it all Gu Gu?"

"Xiao Ming, you are so smart!" Bujia laughed.

Since the two successfully merged, Gao Ming found that the cool boy Buga had become much softer now, and occasionally showed a little silly in front of him. "Go and get some water, I'll wash my hands." Gao Ming ordered Bujia standing outside the cave.

After washing his hands, as soon as Gao Ming entered the cave, there were cuckoos all over the place with tied wings, and all of them were alive and screaming, which made his head feel dizzy. A circle of people eagerly stared at Gu Gu Gu on the ground, as if these had become delicacies. Seeing him coming in, they stared at him in unison.

"Don't look at me, I won't be able to eat at noon." Gao Ming waved his hand and said, "I've already eaten the diced bamboo shoots and potatoes last night. If there is no food, it won't taste good if it's all meat."

"Brother Ming, let's go to the mountain to find some vegetables in the afternoon!" Landa suggested, and he couldn't forget the delicious taste of Gu Gu.

In early spring, there are lush green grasses on the mountain, but hard vegetables are hardly found. "Otherwise, let's go to the beach in the afternoon and stuff Gugu's stomach with shrimp and octopus in the evening. Let's try some seafood?" After eating at the beach, we set off in time to come back after dark, and then we will deal with a few Gugu first at noon. Goo, marinate it in advance, it will be convenient when you come back at night.

Landa loves food very much. Xiaohe Qilinzi and Dashi have never seen the sea. They were attacked at the foot of the mountain through the forest and did not leave the forest. However, shrimp, crab, octopus and red shell have been eaten during the snow season, and several people expressed their love, especially Xiaohe, who likes to eat grilled octopus.

After catching eight Gugus in the morning, Gao Ming handed the deep-mouthed pot to Bujia, and said, "All eight were slaughtered, and the blood was put in the pot. Tomorrow, I will make Gugu's blood and stir-fry the big leaves. For hair."

Bujia and the others took Gu Gu on the ground to clean up outside the cave, Gao Ming filled the iron pot with cold water, increased the fire and started to boil. It took a lot of trouble to deal with the eight Gugu. After the four big pots of hot water were used up, Gugu cleaned up. The chicken blood in the half-deep pot, Landa had already made sheep blood with him, so it was handed over to Landa Xiaohe Done, a fine bamboo sieve was passed through the chicken blood dregs. Gao Ming easily chopped a Gu Gu and bacon and stewed it.

I had a simple meal at noon, and it would be one o'clock after packing up, so I locked the door without further delay, and the three of Buga Shilinzi carried bamboo baskets on their backs, and eight of them walked down the mountain together.