Soon Kon who was Stuck in your Body was forced to try A Bunch of Crazy Creations which mostly Involved A Bunch of dangerous species and he was now on the ground red-faced and sweating.
Kon: Oh My... God... Is it all... Over...?
Orihime: Yes, it is thank you for trying them all.
Kon: (Thoughts) YES! IT IS MY CHANCE TO GET SOME OF THAT BOOB! (Out of thoughts) Hey Orihime May I-?
Just then the door opened up as Ichigo and Soi Fon walked in.
Ichigo: Y/n where did you go? Soi-Fon wanted to spend some time with you, remember?
Kon: She does?
Soi Fon: (Blushing) H-Hey Y/n-Kun... Do you want to... Rest your head on my chest?
Kon: FUCK NO! Why the hell would I want Your Boobs!? It's like A Little boy's Chest!
Soi Fon then got Pissed.
Soi Fon: EXCUSE ME!?
Soi Fon then tried to grab at him but Orihime held her back, and Ichigo got suspicious!
Ichigo: Wait A Second...
Kon: Yes?
Ichigo: You can't be Y/n.
Kon: Of course I am!
Ichigo: No! He would Always Love his girlfriends no Matter their Body types!
Kon: I swear I am Y/n!
Ichigo: Oh Really? What's his Favorite Salad?
Kon: (Sweating) Um... A Cornwall Salad?
Ichigo: No! It's with extra Bacon Bits! You must be Kon!
Soi Fon: WHAT!? WHERE IS Y/N YOU PERVERT!?
Kon: I won't Tell Until I get some Boobs!
Ichigo then Pulled out his Sword as he got angry.
Ichigo: Kon You Better Tell!
Kon: (Shakes head) No.
Just then A Wall got destroyed As Kenpachi appeared with Yachiaru on his Back!
Yachiru: There he is Kenny!
Kenpachi: LETS MAKE THIS BATTLE TRULY AWESOME!!
Kon: Oh Shit...
He then ended up running out back to his Body as everyone chased after him!
Ichigo/Soi Fon: GIVE Y/N BACK HIS BODY!!
Kenpachi: FIGHT ME ALREADY L/N!!
Kon: (Thoughts) Alright I better Find my Body and AHA! I Only got one Chance!
He then spat the bean back to his Own Body as his Body went back to Life and you had your own Body Back!
Kon: YES! I'M SAFE!
Y/n: KOOOOOOON!!!!
Kon:
You then Grabbed him and Began Strangling him!
Y/n: Kon!! You Not Only stole my Body but also Tried to Perv on Orihime and Insulted Soi Fon!!
Kon: W-What are you going to do?
Y/n: I'm going to make you Pay.
Kon: Oh No...
A Little Bit Later...
Y/n: Hey Yachiru I got you something!
You then presented her with Kon!
Yachiru: ...
Kon: Um...
Yachiru: YAY! A DOG BISCUIT!
Kon: NO! NO! NO WAIT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
She then began to straight up chew on him!
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Kon: ALL I WANTED WAS A FEEL! WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?
