December 1, 1939
Joseph walked outside and watched the snow fall.
Beside him is Smokey and Caesar.
Smokey offers both a cigar.
Joseph, in a thick New Yorker accent: "Nah. I don't smoke nor drink. I prefer to keep my lungs at full health in case a bloody vampire attacks us."
Caesar, in a thick Italian accent: "Me neither. Spin is basically Hamon but circular."
Smokey shrugs and takes a smoke.
He blows out the smoke and breathes it back in.
Smokey, in an African-American accent: "They don't call me Smokey for nothin'."
Caesar: "Are you sure you don't want to practice Hamon or Spin?"
Smokey puffs the smoke.
Smokey: "I don't want to. I prefer to use my breath for other purposes, you know?"
Joseph: "I don't get it but sure."
Caesar: "So... Joseph. I've made a song I believe you'd love!"
Joseph: "Oh... great. Another one of your dastardly songs. Go forth and sing, Italiano."
Caesar, monotonously: "Pizza Mozzarella. Pizza Mozzarella. Rellarellarellarella. Rellarellarellarella."
Joseph applauds as Smokey has a confused look on his face.
Joseph: "I've never seen such art! By God!"
Joseph turns and whispered to Smokey.
Joseph: "Be supportive!"
Smokey, applauding as well: "Yeah! Good job, Caesar the Great!"
Incidentally, a man from an alleyway crept out and walked towards the three.
Joseph: "That's strange. That long-haired fella doesn't seem to have breath on his lungs. 'Ello Gov'na! Are ya ill or something? Would ya like to go inside the cafe behind us and have a cup of tea? I'll treat ya!"
Caesar: "Wait a minute..."
Joseph: "That's right, Caesar! That guy's paleness confirms it!"
Smokey: "What are these two talking about?!"
Joseph: "We're talking about him being a BLOODY VAMPIRE!!!!"
Smokey: "Oh!
Wait... How'd he know what I was thinking?"Joseph releases Hermit Purple while Caesar released a bunch of bubbles.
Caesar: "Bubble Trouble Blue!"
Joseph: "Hermit Purple!"
Caesar's shiny light blue bubbles start to spin in high speeds with pink lightning surrounding it.
Joseph's purple vines conduct golden lightning and golden aura.
Smokey: "What's happening right now?!"
Joseph suddenly, using Hermit Purple, brings out a Tommy Gun from behind.
Caesar: "JoJo?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! NOOO!!!"
Joseph, using Hermit Purple to pull the trigger: "TOMMY GUN OVERDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!"
Joseph shot the Vampire several times over into the cafe, breaking the glass everywhere.
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