Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)

Chapter VI: Golden Boys Part II

"Mob... Moooob... Mooooooob..."

Mob: "Yes, Prometheus?"

Prometheus: "Goddamnit! I thought you'd be-... Right... Psychic. Uh... See that cross next to Vegeta?"

Mob: "Yes."

Prometheus: "Right. There's a change of plans. Someone's coming. Someone worse than any villain you've faced before.
Keep on moving or they'll catch up to all of you."

Mob: "And what do you wish for me to do with that cross?"

Prometheus: "It's actually an arrow. It's a special kind of arrow. Arrows, once it stabs a Stand user, lets the user become a lot more powerful."

Mob: "So..."

Prometheus: "I stabbed him already earlier... and he's ready.
Wake him up."

Mob: "Okay."

Mob smacks him.

Vegeta wakes up: "What the shit happened?!!!"

Prometheus: "Never mind... Let him fall back asleep... That's a bad idea."

Mob snaps his fingers.

Vegeta screams and falls back asleep.

Prometheus: "By the way. After you beat them, the final villain is not a Stand User. He's a Looper, like me, and Jotaro.
No wait! Wake him up!"

Mob smacks his face.

Vegeta: "OH MY GOD!!!
FUCK!!! Am I dead?"

Prometheus: "No... wait... make him sleep again...
Reverse Flash isn't here any-..."

Mob snaps his fingers.

Vegeta: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU-!!!
Bleugh..."

Vegeta falls back asleep.

Prometheus: "NO WAIT!!! Wake him up again... this time... slowly..."

Mob: "ARE YOU VIDEOING THIS?!!!"

Mob sees a psychic camera over him.

Prometheus: "N-...
N-...N-...
Yes."

Meanwhile...

Cell: "FREEZA!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!"

The two land before Cell.

Cell: "You... Murdered the mad man I loved..."

The three stare at the villain, prepared for an attack.

Cell: "Eh. I'll get another one."

Saitama: "Life partners?"

Cell poses, putting his arms on the side of his waists and bending his right leg and stretching his left leg.

Cell: "Precisely! Although, the three of you could never defeat me. Except you, JoJo. I'm actually pretty Goddamned excited of what you could do to me. Hmhmhmhmhm..."

Goku: "Nice jawline."

Cell: "Baby, you know it."

Cell stretches his body, and warms up. The angelic figure appears...

Suddenly, Cell's holding Jotaro's device given to him by Prometheus.

Cell: "Now, now... Let's be fair."