"Waaaah!!!! W-... Waaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Waaaaaaaah!!!"
Jotaro's eyes open.
Jotaro: "What the hell?!"
Jotaro looks around, dumfounded.
Jotaro: "Anne-chan?!!!"
Jotaro runs out of the ship.
Jotaro: "ANNE-CHAN?!!!"
Goku is stuffing dumpling into his mouth as everyone says: "CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG-!!!!"
Jotaro smiles in disappointment.
Jotaro: "Yare yare...
Tch-!
Right...
Happy endings only happen in Fairy Tales."
That's what Jotaro... thought.
*ZOOM*
The ship flies, drifting alone in the cosmos, searching for the third planet for the third Dragon Ball.
Jotaro: "Yare yare...
I've really grown, haven't I?
I'm not as insufferable as before... Tch-...
I used to hate Father Figures..."
Vegeta: "Hey... kid.
Want to go watching the Aquarium with me? This ship has an in-built Aquarium!"
Jotaro smiled.
Jotaro: "Now...
I feel very sentimental with the Father Figures in my life...
Vegeta, the Old Man... My own Father...
Tch-...
Will I-...
Will I ever be a good Father?"
Vegeta: "Hold on... Let's finish this later."
Vegeta zooms out into space.
Genos: "JoJo!
There's a zooming bogey in the area.
It's zooming around us.
It seems to be not alive.
Should we shoot it down?"
Jotaro: "Yes...
Wait...
Wait, no."
Genos: "What?"
Jotaro: "Don't."
Jotaro looks outside, and sees it being chased by Vegeta.
It's...
(Theme begins...)
Polnareff: "HORA HORA HORA!!!"
Vegeta dodges the attacks.
Vegeta: "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?!!!"
Polnareff: "Hon hon!
Come over here, Spiky, and find out!!!
You are ze free to be ze one to bite ze dust, Connard!!!"
The two zoom around in the cosmos.
Vegeta: "I, THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS, SHALL NOT TOLERATE SUCH INSULTS!!!"
Polnareff stabs Vegeta several times over and over again, as Vegeta dodges.
Vegeta: "NO FAIR!!!
I DON'T HAVE ANY COOL SWORDS!!!"
Turtle Polnareff: "I don't have human genitals anymore.
Sometimes, we have to live with ze downs in our lives, no?"
Vegeta: "VEGETA SAYS NO TO DOWNS!!!! VEGETA SAYS YES TO VICTORY!!!"
Polnareff spins and slices his sword towards Vegeta.
"HORA HORA HORA!!!"
Polnareff brings out another sword and sliced towards Vegeta with both of them while running.
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Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)
FanfictionThis is a fanfiction of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had the characters come back in an epic new universe? What if the universe was erased so many times... and all of that erasing... just stopped? What if the Joestars...
