Vegeta: "HOLY SHIT!!!
I just had a terrible dream where Kakarot's power humiliated me once again!"
Goku: "Silly, Vegeta!
That never even happened!"
Vegeta: "Really, why?"
Goku: "Because you're not Vegeta...
You're General Zod...
And I'm Superman"
Vegeta looks at himself.
Vegeta is Zod.
Vegeta Zod: "No... No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Goku Superman: "Yes... Yes! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"
Vegeta wakes up.
Vegeta: "Oh my God...
Was that a dream...
Or will it happen in the future?"
*Duuuun*
Goku: "Silly Vegeta!
Zod is already dead... Because you're already dead!
YOU ARE ZOD!!!"
*DUN DUN DUN*
Vegeta: "Gasp!
Ghost General Vegeta!"
Written By Midnight Sham Alien
Produced By Midnight Sham Alien
Created By Midnight Sham Alien
Music By Midnight Sham Aloen
Plot Twist By... You Guessed it! Midnight Sham Alien. The Greatest Alien Plot Twist Director of the Universe!
wHaT wAs ThAt? MY PlOt TwIsT mAkEs No SeNsE?
F U C K Y O U... I'M MIDNIGHT SHAM ALIEN!!!!
I AM THE CREATOR OF SPACE LAST AIRBENDER AND UNSHATTERABLE!!! AND 69TH SENSE!!!
AND THE HAPPENING!!!
I AM GOD!!!
Also Directed by Midnight Sham Alien. We don't take refunds for your tickets.
Prometheus, watching the movie: "Boy!
What a... sham!"
Ba dum tss.
(I want to die for building up that whole thing to that joke.)
Vegeta: "GAH!!!
Damned nightmares are catching up to me again!
Better drink hot cocoa inconspicuously in the middle of the night."
Vegeta walked downstairs.
Vegeta: "Oh!
Look!
An inconspicuous-looking fridge!
Better open it!"
Vegeta opens the inconspicuous-looking fridge.
Vegeta: "Oh look... An inconspicuous blaster in the fri-..."
*PEW*
The blaster shot his leg.
Vegeta: "GAH!!!
MOTHERFUCKER!!!
BULMA!!! JOJO!!! KISS MY WOUND LIKE MY MOTHER DID!!!
Ah... Yes... Jotaro is sleeping with his woman and daughter in the aquarium again... I have to do this myself, then..."
Vegeta licks his wound.
Trish: "Jesus Christ.
Vegeta, what the honest fuck are you doing?"
Vegeta shows her his wound on his leg.
Trish: "Fucking gross!
Get that away from me!"
Vegeta: "Lick it, please."
Trish: "EW!!! NO!!!"
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