Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)

Chapter XX: Jolyne, Like a Stone, is a Rough Fighter

Mista and Trish pass by Vegeta and Yamcha in the hall.

Mista: "Yo. Vegeta.
Thanks for the new blaster."

Vegeta: "Welcome, Sharpshooter."

Mista: "What's your full name again?"

Vegeta: "Prince Vegeta IV."

Mista: "The...
'Fourth'?"

Trish: "N-Now now... Mista..."

Mista: "Tell me..."

Vegeta, Trish and Yamcha: "Huh?"

Mista: "Tell me now...
*points blaster to Vegeta's head*
Why I shouldn't blast your fucking head."

Trish: "MISTA, NO!!!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, EXACTLY?!!!"

Mista: "NO FOUR!!! NO FOUR!!! NO FOUR!!!"

Sex Golden Pistols, from Nos. 1-7 (except 4): "NO FOUR!!! NO FOUR!!! NO FOUR!!!"

If you remember, Mista always had problems with the number four. From the number of his dead friends, the four kittens that scratched his neighbor's eye, the four bullets that caused his origin... The number four gave fear into Mista's heart.

Vegeta smiled.

Vegeta: "TRY ME, MOTHERFUCKER!!! Those Sexy Pistols of yours will see the last of daylight after I'M FINISHED WITH THEM!!!
HOW ABOUT, TRY ME!!!?"

Yamcha: "H-H-How about not?"

Trish tries to stop Mista from shooting, trying to grab his hand away.

Vegeta: "SHOOT ME, GODDAMN IT!!! SHOOT ME!!! RIGHT HERE IN THE FUCKING HEAD!!!"

Yamcha: "Vegeta, no!"

Vegeta: "VEGETA, YES!!!"

Vegeta: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU-!!!"

Mista: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU-!!!"

Jotaro opens the prison cell in Mr. President.

Jotaro: "Hello, Sonny."

Sonny: "Onii-san!
What a splendid surprise!|
It's been a long time! How's my niece doing?"

Jotaro: "Tch-!
She's doing fine, jackass.
Now, eat up.
We have enough dead bodies in our hands."

Sonny laughed.

Sonny: "What an interesting fellow my brother is!
Heard you got into Dolphins and Marine Biology! How's that holding up for you?"

Jotaro: "Doing fine, actually."

Jotaro sipped some tea before Sonny.

Sonny: "Green tea finely crushed by Holy-san, I see."

Jotaro: "Yes.
Okaa-san is a fine cook, thank you very much."

Sonny: "Oh ho!
Lucky you!
I spent my days having servants cooking for me!
Like you, JoJo!"

Jotaro: "Tch-...
Kiss my ass, prick."

*knock knock*

Anne: "Uh... JoJo?"

Jotaro: "Anne-chan.
Is everyone fine out there?"

Anne: "H-Hai, desu!
*nods her head repeatedly*
I think our daughter would like to meet her Uncle Sonny!"

Jotaro: "Tch-!
Fine."