Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)

Chapter XIV: A Match Made in Heaven

"SUPER D DUPER STAR!!!"

Jotaro: "Pfft...
We're not calling him that. Dumb."

Jotaro and the others land on Earth... which is also deserted.

They all walk out.

Jotaro: "Avdol? Genos!
Stay in the ship."

Avdol: "Yes sir!
Still confused why this robot sounds like me."

Genos: "Yes.
I am also confused why this man sounds like me...
Also... When do I get a Stand?"

Vegeta: "Christ! Can Androids also get Stands?!"

Genos: "Cyborgs... Actually."

Vegeta: "Christ! Stop blathering on, Android!"

Saitama: "It's Cyborg, actually."

Genos, turning to Saitama: "Master...
The Saiyan seems to have high levels of testosterone...
Ultimately increasing his aggressiveness, depression, impulsivity, anger, mood swings and lowering levels of empathy and is very, very insecure.."

Vegeta: "What is this Android blathering about?!"

Saitama: "He's saying that you're so manly, that you're aggressive, depressed, impulsive, angry, has mood swings and you have low levels of empathy...
And you're insecure."

Vegeta: "Oh... okay."

Saitama: "Dude. That's the exact same thing Genos said."

Vegeta: "AHA HA HA HA!!!
All I heard was beep boop beep beep bop... boo boo beep beep bap-..."

Suddenly... The seven slow down when they see... him...

They kept still until the end of time...

From left to right, Avdol, Genos, Mob, Saitama, Jotaro, Goku and Vegeta.

How so?

In front of them, was a black priest with a golden cross on his chest.

Enrico Pucci.

He's back.

Yet, one of them moves for a moment.

Jotaro.

Meanwhile... In the pocket timeline

Jotaro: "Pucci!
YAROU!!!
HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!!!"

Enrico: "Lord DIO saved me from infinite death."

Jotaro scoffs.

Jotaro: "So your plan is to just let it all pass until crisis comes?
As we all suffer an infinite loop? "

Enrico: "Indeed."

Vegeta laughs.

Vegeta: "Look, black man.
You are rather hilarious.
You really think that your, "Made in Heaven", can defeat our Stands!?"

Pucci: "Look, Prince...
My Stand literally has the name 'Made in Heaven'!"

Avdol: "Also... stop calling him Black Man... Monkey."

Vegeta and Goku: "HEY!!!"

Pucci: "See? How do you like it?"

Avdol: "Exactly."

Vegeta begins vibrating... but suddenly, the universe ends.... 

And it began once again. a loud voice screams, 'Let there be light.'