Stardust Crusade (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfiction)

Chapter XXVII: The Rat and The Rat

Mista and Alucard stare at each other, both leaning on the dinner table.

Avdol: "What are you two doing?"

Mista: "It's a Stand-Off..."

Alucard: "Whoever wins takes the last cookie."

There is, in fact, a cookie before them.

A freshly baked Chocolate Chip Cookie made from homemade chocolate by Holy Kujo.

Mista and Alucard prepare their guns.

Avdol: "NO!!! No Stand-Offs-...."

Mista: "Avdol, you always scold us at times like this!!!"

Alucard: "Yeah!
Can't you just let us compete for once?"

Avdol: "-in the ship...."

The three smile.

The two are sent out in the desert.

The two prepare their guns.

Mista: "Blaster on to non-lethal mode."

Alucard: "Aw...
Fine!"

*PEW*

*PEW*

Alucard is electrocuted.

Alucard: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
IT FEELS LIKE INFINITE LIVES OF MINE ARE... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Avdol takes out the cookie from the pock-...

It isn't there.

Mista points his gun to Avdol.

Mista: "Did you eat it, Compagno?"

Avdol: "No... Something... No... Someone... took it..."

Polnareff zooms away.

Mista: "DAMN IT, POLNAREFF!!!
YOU'RE A TURTLE!!! HOW CAN YOU EAT COOKIES?!!"

Polnareff: "SUCK MY QUEUE!!! AU REVOIR!!!"

Mista, shooting at Polnareff: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!"

*pew pew pew pew*

Alucard, still being electrocuted: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!"

Vegeta: "MOTHERFUCKER!!! WHO ATE MY LAST COOKIE?!!!"

Mista: "POLNAREFF DID!!!"

Polnareff: "Oh shit..."

Vegeta runs outside towards Polnareff.

Vegeta: "GALLICK GUN...."

Polnareff: "Oh Mon Dieu."

Vegeta: "FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Polnareff's shell cracks as he screams in pain, as Chariot Requiem retracts.

Polnareff: "IT'LL TAKE ME FIVE MINUTES TO... REGENE... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Vegeta takes out a cookie from his pocket.

Vegeta: "Ah... shit...
Never mind... It was in my pocket."

Mista kept on shooting Polnareff with his non-lethal blasts.

Vegeta: "Sorry..."

Jotaro: "Yeah... Babysit the kid for us, alright?"

Goku, Vegeta and Saitama smile and pose.

Goku: "Why, of course... We, after all, are the best fathers in the world..."